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I had college all morning, no chance really to talk to Jase; Bren had a day off and asked I would like to go to her, or should she come to me. I told her to come to me as I would have been at college all morning, and so I was on the bus home, and not to the other side of town.
Jase had texted me saying his mum had asked how often he shaved. He had said every other day to keep it smooth with no bristles. I wondered if she would expect the shave session every other day. I texted ' u ought to get your mum 2 get ur dad 2 do it.' He just texted a blank face emoji back.
Dad was at home when I got in, he had popped home for a quick lunch. "Hello sweetheart," he said, "No time for us, I have to go out in ten minutes."
"Hello dad, that's alright, Bren is coming over this afternoon, so that is fine. You'll have to have some mum and you time later."
"Cheeky girl," he said laughing.
I went up and showered and then put on just a thin top and a skirt. No panties or bra. I looked in the mirror and the outfit looked great, not as good as the ones Bren made herself, but still good, and my nipples were rather visible. Oh well. Dad was just leaving as I went down to get a coke, "Nice top love," he said on the way out. Quite.
I was on the settee when the door knocked, I got up and let Bren in. She was wearing another presumably homemade dress under an open gaberdine. It really looked a timeless outfit, the dress buttoned up the front; Bren did have the gift for fashion.
"Hello sweetie," she said slipping off her shoes, "God, you look fab."
"Don't be silly, all shop bought; nothing as good as your outfit. I think I am going to have to get mum's machine out and learn how to sew, but I doubt I will ever be able to compete with you."
"Yes, do it, and you'll be knocking up great clothes in no time. All the sewing is easy, it is just learning how to do zips, and that's a knack, once you've got it, it's a breeze. I have some patterns you can borrow, just trace them rather than cut them and you'll be fine."
"Okay, I think I will then. You can take me to the place you get your fabric and help me choose something."
"Great, yes, you don't want anything too stretchy when you are learning, some nice cottons will be just perfect." She pulled her gaberdine off and hung it over the banister.
We headed up to my room and Bren shut the door behind her and flopped down next to me on the bed. "My mum keeps going on at me to get a boyfriend."
"Yeah, they do that kind of thing. What do you want to do? I got the impression last time we were together that boys were not really your interest."
"Well, that's the thing, they aren't, I love girls, I love their shape, their beauty, the way they taste, their aroma. I don't get any of that from boys. I don't find them attractive, they tend to have an unpleasant smell and their shape is all wrong."
"Okay, but they do have one thing going for them."
"What's that then?"
"A nice hard cock that can fill and stretch you and make you scream."
"I don't know about that, I don't really like things inside me."
"Have you tried?"
"Well tampons of course, and my finger."
"Oh just wait here." I got up and went downstairs and opened the fridge. I rummaged through the vegetables and found just what I needed, a nice fat and long carrot. 'perfect' I said to myself.
"Right then'" I said as I shut the door behind me and joined her on my bed, "I have just the thing you need," and I showed her the carrot.
"You have to be joking Nat," she almost shrieked.
"No Bren, that is about the same size and just as hard as the average boys cock."
The carrot I had picked was around nine inches long and a good two inches across. Perfect, around the same as Jase, and incidentally my dad, taking into account the end of the carrot I would be holding onto.
"Oh my God Nat. No way that will fit in me."
"Of course it will, we will just have to get you ready. Anyway, first things first." I turned to her and took her face in my hands and kissed her, my tongue probing. She took my hands and moved them down to her boobs and her tongue danced with mine as she kissed back. I pushed her back and undid the buttons of her dress revealing her bra first and then slowly, her fanny, no panties again.
"Mm," she said as my fingers played with her nipples through her bra and then my hand went down and ran gently along the crease of her sex, her inner flaps hot and slippery, as if they were waiting for me. I scooted down the bed and replaced my fingers with my tongue, oh boy, her fanny tasted so good. I slipped along her valley, her lips rubbing against my teeth as I took in her taste and her aroma. I teased a finger around the edge of her opening and my teeth nibbled at her clitoris, pulling it, chewing it, releasing it, licking it.
Her breathing changed and she began panting as I gently eased two fingers into her fanny and started a gentle finger shag as I licked her clitoris. I could feel that she was getting nearer so I took my fingers out of her and reached beside me and grasped the carrot. I eased the carrot up and down her valley getting it nice and wet and I began to slowly push it into her.
"Oh my god, fuck," she gasped as I pushed it into her, the carrot stretching her fanny the way my fingers couldn't, and then when I had around eight inches inside her, I began the carrot shag. Out almost all of the way, and then back in, not hard, it was after all a vegetable, not a cock, but insistent, not easing up until it was stretching her, and as I shagged her with it, I also rocked it up and down, just the way a real cock would behave in her fanny.
"Oh shit, shit, shit, fuck," she gasped and then she screamed and I couldn't move the carrot, she had spasmed and clamped it tight inside her as she came.
"Oh fuck." Well, yes, that is as good a description as any. "Really Nat? Is that what a cock feels like?"
"Pretty much. Cocks come in all different shapes and sizes, just like a girls boobs do, but your fanny will adapt and fit all of them. As far as I know, no cock is too big. But I haven't tried that many."