"Hiiii," I chirped sweetly. It was a flawlessly executed sibling ambush, and - as my big brother - you were the sitting duck. I had you pinned down in the kitchen by the counter. Even after nineteen years, I knew how to sneak up on you!
You sighed, turning around from your disaster in progress: a frozen pizza. "What do you want, Megan?"
"Who said I want anything?" I asked, putting on my best expression of wounded contrition.
"It's cash again, isn't it?" You arched a brow. "You need cash for something."
I pouted and stuck out my bottom lip. Was I really so transparent? "Maybe I just wanted to talk with my big brother--tell him how much I love him..."
You snorted. "Yeah, right! How much do you need this time?"
"Hey!" I snapped hotly. "That's the truth! But since the topic of money has come up naturally..."
You let your stony silence speak volumes for you.
I squirmed. "Okay! I--I need fifty bucks," I finally muttered. "You happy?"
"Ha! I knew it," you smirked down at me. Seeing as I was 4'11 with my shoes on, you did everything down at me.
"Yeah, yeah," I sighed, glaring up at you red-faced. "Will you loan fifty bucks to my cause or not?" My cause being some cute lingerie I found online, of course--I successfully cajoled Dad for a contribution before he went to work, but I was still short of the total.
"Loan?" You snorted. "You still owe me forty bucks from last month, remember? Racking up quite the little debt there!"
Fuck. I was really hoping you might have forgotten about that. "The Bank of Big Brother is good for it," I whined, stomping a bare foot. "C'mon, don't be a fuckin' Scrooge McDuck about this!"
"Quack," you said stubbornly, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Bastard," I snapped, my sweet little sister mask slipping.
"Scrounge," you retorted with a peevish smirk, obviously savouring the moment. "Maybe you'll finally have to get a job?"
I smirked. You thought I came to these negotiations unarmed and empty-handed. You were wrong. It was impossible to misinterpret how you looked at me sometimes--with helpless longing in your eyes when you thought I wasn't looking. You probably thought you were being subtle about it--how cute. It was no accident that I dressed for your eyes today--wearing nothing besides my tiniest, skimpiest denim shorts and a curve-hugging tank top.
I wasn't the only one who could be painfully transparent. After all, I knew your secret: you wanted a hefty slice of little sister's pie! And I couldn't blame you, to be honest. I grew up hearing it from practically everyone I met; they all told me I was stunning, gorgeous, beautiful. After nineteen years of that kind of reception, I tended to believe the hype. I must really have been all of those things.
I might have been a super-model--if only I weren't so vertically challenged. I had long, blonde hair like golden silk. Crystal-blue eyes alive with mischief and self-assured confidence. Naturally long lashes. Dimpled, round cheeks. A cute button nose. Strong jaw. Wicked smile. Full lips. And when it came to my body type--I was the quintessential short-stack; back-breaking tits, tiny waist, dump truck ass.
"Maybe..." I purred, looking up at you and batting my lashes. "I should just suck your cock?" Fuck it! I was going for it. If you took it badly, I could always claim I was joking.
That seized your undivided attention. "Huh?" You choked, eyes bulging out of your head.
"Uh-huh, you heard me," I said, retrieving a scrunchie from my wrist and tussling blonde silk into an unruly ponytail. "You gimme fifty bucks--oh, and also cancel my outstanding debt. In return, I'll suck your cock."
"W--w-wait, back the fuck up, you're offering to virtually whore yourself out?" You blabbered. "This can't be--y-you're joking?"
I shook my head, grinning devilishly. I knew I had you already. "Nope. No joke. I wouldn't put it like that, though."
"Then--" your head swivelled around the room, "there's a camera? You--you'll extort me afterwards or something?"
I scoffed. "I'm sorry you think so low of me!"
"Sorry," you groaned. "It's--uh, just..."
"C'mon," I wailed impatiently, placing a hand on a broad hip. "I know you want to say yes!" Apparently, nobody ever told you not to look a gift whore in the mouth.
It wasn't like blowjobs were such a big deal, right? Sure, I was your little sister--but not only did I know you wanted it, I was a little curious about this potential arrangement myself. "I won't rip you off," I purred. "I'll suck it good..."