"Ground control to Z! I repeat, ground control to Z!" Jezebel teased, reaching around from behind and grabbing Zoey's breasts.
Zoey's eyes bulged widely in the obvious shock of the situation. "Jez! What the fuck?!" She squealed, skittering away from her handsy friend.
Jezebel just chuckled at the reaction. "That's more like it. Figured that would get a genuine reaction out of you."
"Huh?" Zoey cocked her head to the side in confusion.
"You've been a space cadet
all day
." Jezebel giggled. "Though it was pretty damn funny seeing how frustrated Erik got by you ignoring him. Showing him how much of an idiot he is totally works but apparently if you really want to set that asshole off all you have to do is just go into zombie mode and mumble, 'Mmhm.' to everything he says."
"Oh come on." Zoey protested. "I wasn't that bad."
"Oh Z...Z...Z...can you even tell me what did you did today?" Jezebel asked, confidently. "Run me through it, silly chica."
"I got up and went to class, and I hung out with you after as usual." Zoey replied with a shrug.
"Details, woman!" Jezebel chuckled. "What did you have for lunch? What lessons did you learn today? What day is it? Was this the first time you got it in the ass or just the biggest one you had back there?"
Zoey looked up thoughtfully. It was Wednesday, right? So...that meant that she had Classic Literature first...what did happen in...? Wait... That last question finally sunk in and Zoey shot Jezebel a shocked expression, her jaw practically colliding with the floor.
Jezebel meanwhile was waiting patiently for Zoey to catch up and when she finally did, she almost fell off the couch in laughter. "Oh Sweety...he really did a number on you, didn't he? Lube and relax, girlfriend. Lube and relax."
"H-how did you-?"
"The way you've been sitting all day." Jezebel wiped a few tears of laughter from her eyes. "I figured it was that or hemorrhoids. I went with the sexier option since you were clearly on cloud nine. Little tender back there is it?"
Zoey could feel her face going beet red, and the fact that Jezebel was clearly trying not to laugh at that was not helping. "Y-yeah...It was a little hard to relax... It...kinda surprised me..." Zoey's eyes widened again as she was struck by a moment of realization and immediately turned to face Jezebel. "What's the longest you've ever had sex?"
"Hm?" Jezebel raised a curious eyebrow. "With one person? Multiple? Guys? Girls?"
"With a guy." Zoey answered. "Multiple guys works too, I guess."
Jezebel shrugged. "About 4 hours. Maybe a little more. Why? Mystery anal man says he can run a marathon?"
"Hmm..." Zoey pondered. "He didn't...but...someone who'd know said that he could go six hours."
Jezebel threw back her head into a loud fit of laughter. "Six hours? Bullshit! She's just trying to scare you. Haven't you heard the whole, 'If you have an erection for more than four hours-' blah blah blah deal? That's how you lose your dick. Unless she didn't mean six hours straight. With breaks, that's possible with the right guy, I guess."
Zoey went very thoughtful again, biting her lip. "I couldn't ask specifics...so...let's assume that it involves breaks. How do you even take it for that long?"
Jezebel threw back her head into another laugh. "Well
that
is a loaded question. It's both mental and physical and...to be honest, after a while you're kind of getting off on them getting off and your body is just on autopilot. Hoping Marathon Man is of the take charge sort."
Zoey eagerly nodded to that. He
definitely
took charge. "Can you teach me?" She asked intently.
This time Jezebel's eyes were the ones bulging. "Z...do you even realize what you're asking me for?"
Zoey adamantly nodded. "Yeah. I need to know that I can handle it."
Jezebel slowly licked her lips, seeming more serious than her usual nature. "Um, Z...you know you're like...my best friend, right?"
"Yeah," Zoey replied with skeptical expression of where this was going. "Same here."
"You also know I also want to fuck the shit out of you, right?" Jezebel smirked mischievously.
"Oh..." Zoey blinked in surprise, though she'd definitely caught quite a few glances, she was unaware that that particularly unspoken part of their relationship was out in the open now. "Er...Yeah...that's why I figured you'd help me. You scratch my back..."
Jezebel grinned widely. "Okay then...I guess we need to get you some sex toys." She tapped her chin, a thoughtful expression on her face. "And I guess I can let you use my Sybian."
"What's a Sybian?" Zoey asked with a worried look.
Jezebel's smile spread from ear to ear. "The best seat in the house. Trust me. You'll
love
it."
"Hmmm." Zoey continued to look skeptical. "I'll take your word on that, I guess. I've got three weeks."
"Three weeks?" Jezebel seemed to snap out of her deep thought. "Isn't that when your mom is leaving for her photoshoot?"
"She's a light sleeper." Zoey mumbled.
"Oh! So it's happening at your place then." Jezebel nodded. "What about your dad?"
"He could sleep through an earthquake."
Jezebel chuckled softly. "Why chance it? Wouldn't Marathon Man's place be easier?"
"Er...that's...complicated..." Zoey grumbled through her breath.