No Harm In Asking
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A joke has the punchline, "There's no harm in asking."
The story here is that for about three years, the mom and son had been lusting after glimpses of each other in revealing clothing or through a crack in an open doorway.
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Recently turning eighteen, Dale said, "Let's watch a movie tonight, Mom. I feel like watching a racy one. Would you watch a racy movie with me tonight?"
Mom replied, "Now, what kind of mother would I be if I said no? Hmm, maybe I should reword that and ask, 'What kind of mommy would I be if I said yes?'"
A strange silence fell over them, and then they finished the dishes and cleaned up the kitchen.
Dale said, "Well?"
Mom said, "Yes, and it is said by your mother and your mommy so that you'll know."
"Explain that to me, I didn't follow."
Mom said, "Mother would say, It won't be a big deal and then she would go sit on the couch ready to watch the movie."
"Mommy would change into her nursing pajamas and wistfully recall watching John Holmes while your father ate her pussy and you nursed on her breasts."