"Er...no. What? Oh, how the fuck am I meant to know?" I threw my arms up in the air. Sally slapped her thighs.
"Ha-ha. I win. You're thick as shit, Tom. What do you wanna play now?" My sister was always better at Trivial Pursuits. You can't play it with just two people anyway!
Mum and Dad had gone out for the night; or so Sally thought. So we were on our own. The plan would soon unfold, however. I decided to play my wildcard - alcohol.
"Want a drink?" I asked.
"Certainly. Whiskey, no ice. What are we going to play now?"
I poured the drinks and sat back down near her on the floor. "Persistent little fucker aren't yer sis? Strip poker?"
"Fuck off," She smiled. "I'm shit at poker. Strip pontoon."
"Okay."
As it happened, the cards were nearly all against me, and I was naked long before her, so we, she, changed the rules a bit. What she didn't know, was that she was playing into my hands.
"Okay, here goes." She said. "If you lose again, then you have to lick my feet. After that, suck my tits, and if you lose again, you have to go down on me."
I tried not to look to happy about this turn of affairs. "Well, hmm, I-I don't, know, err. If you think?"
"Yeah, sure, you'll win anyway now. My luck. My god is your dick really that big?"