This story is fictitious. It is totally a creation of my crazy mind. Therefore, any resemblance to events, places, persons living or dead, or fucktards is strictly coincidental. To all who are concerned, please note that the main character's fictitious name has been altered, including the addition of his now very unique (I hope) middle name. Please read to enjoy, but not to believe!
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My name is Chadwick Maryweatherperriwinkle Peters (I go by Chad) and I'm a seventeen year old junior in high school. It's May 20th, a Friday, and the day before my 18th birthday. Actually, the day before 'our' birthday as my mother was born on the same date only eighteen years earlier. Something happened to mom during my birth so I'm an only child, not that bad of a deal as my parents seem to get me everything, even when I don't ask them for it.
Dad is Charles Peters -- don't EVER call him 'Chuck' he is NOT a common person. Deep down I know he wishes he was a 'Third' just to add that addendum to his name. Personally, I think he's an ass hole. No, actually I KNOW he is an ASS HOLE! I don't know how my mother can stand being married to him! Must be the money he makes as he is concerned only with how much more money he will make today compared to yesterday! Jesus, there are tons of things much more important than money! Friends, family, good health, sanity for Christ's sake! But not to my dad, just the never ending quest for MORE $$$$$!
Mom is Pamela Peters, the unfulfilled wife of a man with a one track mind. It's not hard for me to know that she lives for me, her anchor on the storm tossed seas of an unhappy marriage. While my dad has let himself go, gaining weight nearly as fast as he does the all mighty dollar, mom has kept herself just as firm and beautiful as the day he met her; I've seen the pictures and she was HOT! Still is at a trim 113 pounds of 34C-24-36 spread over 61 inches. Soft blond hair and deep ocean blue eyes complete the package.
Mom doesn't work, never has; CHARLES wouldn't allow it. No wife of his will work! So she swims, plays tennis and golf, knows how to expertly play more card games than I can name! Oh, and she can make a wicked martini!
Dad is taking us out for our birthday dinner tomorrow so mom and I are spending my study day shopping for just the perfect dress for her to wear. I'm going to wear my pin-stripe navy blue suit, easy. We've been at this for FIVE fucking hours! This is nuts and I say, "Mom, face it, you have plenty of really great dresses at home and dad won't even be there tomorrow night!"
"Of course he will, you know how important this is for him!" she countered.
"Yes I do, and like I said, he won't be there!" We argued back and forth before I said, "I tell you what, mom, if he shows, even for a short while, I'll be your slave for a day!"
"Before you say another word, I will NOT be YOUR slave!"
"Very funny, mom. Here's the deal; if I am right, then we go without him as a couple, just you and me on a date!"
"Oh good grief, you don't want your old mom as a date!"
"Why not? You are NOT old! You're sexy as hell without even trying!" she tried to argue that but I wouldn't let her. "You are smart, funny, a great conversationalist, oh yeah, did I mention that you are REALLY sexy?"
"Stop!" she squealed as she turned red and smiled. "Ooooooo, these look promising," she said changing the subject back to the dress search. Soon I was outside the changing room as she tried on each one before she would step out for my opinion. God shopping with a woman is so tedious! Guys shop in what, twenty minutes tops! This is ALL fucking day to get a dress for a two hour meal! Thank god today was a teacher's workshop day! I stepped away to look around and mom freaked out, insisting that I come inside the little cubicle so she could go faster.
"Look mom, it'll be embarrassing to be in there while you change from one dress to another."
"Nope, I'll have my underwear on so it's no different from being out by our swimming pool." She's mom, she won. I have to admit that being that close to a hot female in her sexy lacy underwear was NOT the same as being by the pool! "Okay, how's this one?" mom asked bringing me out of daydream land.
She slowly turned around and I admired the light pink skintight dress with the low cleavage and the short skirt. My eyes came back up and I saw her bra boldly on her back where the dress scooped really low, nearly to her ass in fact. I whistled then said, "WOW! That is a knock out dress for a knock out woman! Too bad your bra shows so much!"
"What?" she said as she turned to look in the mirror. "Shit, can't have that. Don't peek, sweetie," and she turned away before unsnapping her bra and quickly removing it. I was looking away, right into the mirror and saw the profile of each breast as she bared it to remove the offending bra. Once everything was back in place she said, "Okay, now how is it?"
I gave her a once over as she slowly turned around, then said, "Once more around mom, slower." She did as I asked and I was amazed when her nipples stood out like bullets through the dress. "Holy shit mom, if dad does show up, he'll be ready to bang you before the appetizer is over!"
"Chad! You shouldn't talk to me that way!" mom said blushing. "But, that would be nice for a change; it's been quite a while since...never mind!" Mom blushed when she realized what she nearly said, then asked, "You really like it?"
"Good god mom, EVERY guy in the restaurant will be drooling over the sight of you in this dress! You will be so fucking hot! Oh my god, I love it!"
"Watch your language son!" she scolded me. "You really think it looks that good?"
"While trying to keep my comments clean, yes, the color looks great with your tan skin, and it shows off your incredible body to the max! If dad doesn't show up, he'll really be missing out!"
"Oh honey!" she said as she grabbed my face and gave me a super quick kiss on the lips. "I'll get it, if not for your dad then for my birthday boy!" She again had me look away so I watched her reflection as she stripped off the dress and folded it before picking up her bra and struggling at getting it back in place. God what a view it was as I saw nearly every square inch of her in the mirrors!
"Here, you carry this one," she said handing me the pink dress while she gathered up all the other ones to give back to the attendant. After buying the dress and a pair of matching thong panties that I talked her into, we headed home.
"Um, mom, about what you said in the changing room, today I'm a boy. But tomorrow I'll be eighteen and a man. I'd...I'd prefer that you call me that from now on."
"I'm sorry dear, I didn't mean anything derogatory by it, you'll always be my little boy to me but I promise to start treating you like a man," she replied. After patting my knee with her hand she said, "But I think you were peeking at me like a boy in the changing room. You sure got a good look at your old mom!"
"Hey, I can't help it there are so many mirrors angled the way they are! At least I didn't just look right at you and stare."
"That's true, you didn't just stare at me like an...oh never mind," she softly said. I gave her a look but didn't push it by asking her to finish that sentence.
We returned home and I went in to start studying for next week's final exams while mom started supper. While we ate mom gently asked, "Chad, how come you never go on dates with girls from school, you aren't...um...er..."
"No mom, I'm not! It's just that girls my age are so...so immature! It's impossible to talk to them because they have nothing of value inside their heads. I mean it mom, I can have a much better conversation with this chair!"
"And you go on dates wanting to talk?"
"No, I don't! It's just that a girl being cute or even hot only goes so far! Once you get past that then they have nothing to offer me. Older is better, much better!"
"Just what does that mean, son?"
"Oh shit!" I said realizing what I had said. "I can relate much better with a mature woman than I can with girls my own age. Hell, girls in my class would have been interrupted by 100 or more text messages by now and would be giggling about nothing of substance."