- - - 6 Months Ago - - -
"Mr. Adams... Mr. Adams?"
"Yeah, sorry."
"Mr. Adams, we just need your signature right here."
Done. Signed. Sealed. Divorced.
Well, there went 22 years. My wife and I waited until the kids finished college, at least. Very amicable. We just split right down the middle. Of course she also got the guy from Newport Beach with Ferraris and a massive house. I got a little apartment in San Jose. Whatever.
- - - 5 Months Ago - - -
"Mr. Adams."
"Yes?" Oh God. It was what's-her-face from Internal Audit. Ming Nguyen. She raked me over the coals last audit. The next audit is months away, what's she doing here? She's not my favorite person. Actually, she's nobody's favorite person.
She closed my office door. Great. It's so bad we can't let anyone else hear.
"Mr. Adams," her ugly mouth said again. She's not a pretty woman. "I understand you are divorced."
Uh... what the hell? "Right, about a month or so."
"And you don't have a new girlfriend yet."
How the hell does she know? And... why would she ask me that? "Uh... no... been kinda busy." Hey, I'm never too busy to get laid, just am in a bit of a rut.
"You need to have sex."
"Well now, wait a second! What the hell are you talking..."
"Mr. Adams, I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I don't want one." Well, that's great to know, I guess. She continued on, "What I do need, Mr. Adams, is sex, from you, with the utmost discretion."
Right... You know how some Asian women are just cute as a button? Or even if they aren't that cute their little bodies just look like they need sex? Yeah, well, Ming isn't one of those. She's short, kinda wide but not fat, just wide, no visible tits, ass is... well it rates about a 4 and that's her best feature.
"You need sex, from me."
"Yes. I am very good in bed. We won't kiss. We won't cuddle. You will just fuck me and do whatever else you want. You won't call me the next day. We won't have a relationship. We will just fuck."
"...uh..." Well, I am in a bit of a dry spell...
"No repercussions if you say no. No repercussions if we do this and you want to stop. But you can fuck me any way you like and I will eat all your cum."
"I don't know..." But she's pretty ugly...
"You will put on whatever porn. I don't care. You will just fuck me for at least 10 minutes."
I looked out the window. I don't even know what to think, really. This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me.
"I need an answer, Mr. Adams. 60 seconds."
I rubbed my chin.
"Anything I want?"
"I already said that."
"No strings?"
"None. 30 seconds."
hmmm...
"What the hell. My place. Thursday. 10 pm."
"You will have a glass of good, chilled chardonnay ready for me."
- - -
I thought about that for the next two days. So fucking weird. And she's so ugly. So come Thursday, I started drinking beers sometime after nine. I thought maybe I could drink her pretty.
Right at the stroke of ten, there's a knock on my door. I open it, and immediately thought, I shoulda had more beers. She isn't pretty yet.
Ming charges into my apartment. No greeting, no nothing. She's wearing an overcoat and slat shoes.
"I don't see my wine."
"I wasn't sure if you were really coming or not." No response. No small talk. No smile.
I pour a glass of cold Kendall-Jackson.
"I didn't know you were so cheap."
"This is $12 a bottle! It's good stuff!" It was my normal wine. I normally drink beer or vodka, but this was good too.
"That's a chintzy pour." Christ, what a bitch! I poured more.
She lifted the glass and swigged all 8 ounces of the white wine. Jesus, I've never seen anyone do that before.
Then she took off her overcoat and, to my surprise and somewhat to my disdain... she had nothing on under it. Not a stitch. She did have some rather ugly birthmarks on her right side, and her anti-tits had these knobby nipples. I call them anti-tits because they were everything a tit isn't. Like, there's no flesh. None.
At least her pussy was shaved.
She dropped her overcoat on the kitchen floor at my knees. Then she knelt down, and unzipped my jeans. Rather expertly, she found her way through my underwear and pulled out my extremely flaccid cock.
She put the whole thing in her mouth. Now, I'm kind of a "grower, not a show-er". Meaning, my cock is pretty small when it's not erect. But when the blood flows, it gets to 7 inches and is nice and thick. But at this point, it was about 3 inches, maybe...
She pulled back and said "Your cock tastes terrible." And she sucked it back into her mouth and worked it with her tongue.
Stunned, I was like what the fuck, bitch? But... ya know... a warm mouth on your cock can do things. And things started happening, a little bit.
"It's about time. Put on some porn and get it harder."
Jesus, but yeah, let's get this fucker warmed up because I want to jam it down her throat.
I turned and walked to my bedroom and switched on the big flatscreen. It's hooked up to my laptop. I went to one of my favorite free video sights, and searched for 'cum on big tits compilation'. I picked the first one and set it to play.
It's one I've seen before, but always gets me going. It's basically short scenes edited together, guys are either tit-fucking or just jerking themselves and shooting cum onto large breasted girls. Nothing wrong with that, right? Plus, these were mostly American girls with nice bodies and pretty or at least tolerable faces, unlike my little Asian gem I've got.
I stripped and sat on the edge of the bed. Ming the Merciless (she has pictures of him in her office, really) sucked my cock with much more vigor. My beers kicked in, I relaxed watching chicks getting cumshots on their nice tits, and my little friend down there grew into my big friend.
When it got fully hard, I stood up. Ming started to get up too, but I grabbed her by her ugly head and put her mouth back on my cock. Then I started to face-fuck the bitch.