Kitten
As luck would have it, we met the Kutchers quite literally by accident. They bashed the front fender of Stevie's car as they were backing their
Suburban
out of the adjacent space at a roadside restaurant in Kamloops. We'd just sat down beside the window, hadn't even ordered yet, when we saw it happen. Stevie swore and we went outside just in time to catch them as they were obviously about to leave. Seeing us walking quickly towards the scene, the driver correctly surmised us to be the owners of the car he'd hit, knew it was too late to run and stopped. Both he and his wife got out to deal with us, their three kids also exiting their new SUV to spectate.
I didn't mind the male head of the family and his son (and one of his daughters) ogling me, nor did Stevie, and I didn't care that his wife and two daughters were checking him out any more than he did. What pissed me off was how the father condescendingly offered us fifty Dollars to cover the damage. I knew Stevie didn't know much about cars, but I sure as hell did and I loved how he let me handle the situation.
"That won't even cover the paint," I pointed out.
"Paint?"
the guy laughed, looking pointedly at the faded gray sedan.
Ignoring that, I informed, "GM doesn't even make fenders for that car anymore, and it's gonna cost more than fifty Dollars to fix this one."
Impatiently, he got another twenty-five out of his wallet, and I said, "More than that."
Now irritated, he got another fifty Dollar bill out and I replied, "A
lot
more than that."
His lips compressed in anger at me now, sucking in his slight pot gut as he squared his shoulders to bring himself up to his full height of well over six feet to intimidate us. He actually wasn't that bad looking in his dark blue rugby style pants and tan polo shirt, just a little out of shape and somewhat balding.
"Gimmie a break, kid," he almost sneered. "It's just an old car. You'd look long and hard before you found anybody who'd give you five hundred for it, and it's not like you're gonna get it fixed. You're just gonna use the money to go get drunk and stoned anyway, right? Am I right?"
"Oh, for god's sakes, dear," his wife complained without even the courtesy of looking at us, "just give them a couple hundred so we can leave?" she suggested. "We've got to check into the hotel by eight."
She actually looked pretty good in her tight blue jeans and white, sleeveless blouse. Her boobies were almost as big as Auntie Peggy's and her round hips matched them well at her approximately five-ten height. Her hair was a dark brown, possibly died to cover gray, but her long tresses looked good. I guessed them to be in their mid to late forties, both of them having led a privileged, upper middle class life to look as good as they did at that age.
Her husband looked at her and she almost glared expectantly back at him. When he looked back to us, his face held both impatience and irritation bordering on anger. Anybody would think that we were the ones who hit their vehicle as he opened his mouth to speak again, only to be interrupted by Stevie as he turned and addressed me with a sly smile.
"Can you imagine if the misery sisters were here right now?"
I broke out laughing. I couldn't help it, but this didn't serve to bring the guy down in the slightest as Stevie laughed with me. But that was more than a joke. It was a decision. When we stopped, we both removed our sunglasses. Of course, this had the immediate effect of making him look me in the eyes, and I had him as fast as I'd had Auntie Peggy less than five hours before.
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Jim," he replied in a level tone.
"What's your wife's name?"
"Arlene," he replied."
"Kids?"
"Kayla, Leanne and Colin."
"Jim, what are you doing?" Arlene demanded, "Don't answer their questions, who we are is none of their god-damned concern!"
"Don't you know who
we
are?" Stevie asked her as I idly wondered how big her husband's cock was.
"Yeah," she snapped, walking right up to him, now with a total loss of patience, "You're a couple of local losers who don't know when to take the money and ru..."
"Calm down, Arlene," Stevie said with a smile.
"I'll calm down," she affirmed, though still with attitude.
Now their kids were coming forward, no longer looking down their noses at us from behind their parents, but looking at their backs with concern as they could sense that something was suddenly amiss with them. The tallest, assumedly oldest girl, looked a lot like her mother with long, dark brown hair. She had a deep suntan and, in her early twenties, her body was also much like her mother's, curvy but slimmer. Wearing tight cutoff jeans that stopped halfway to her knees and a black halter top with little spaghetti straps, she looked good and I could easily see her hanging out with someone like my old so-called friend from school, Janice Kerwin.
"Mom...?" she asked as Arlene stared with slack jaw at my gorgeous Stevie. "What are you looking at? What's going on?"
Stopping abreast of her mother, she saw where her gaze rested and, naturally, she looked to see why my cousin held her mother's attention so completely. She found out within two seconds.
"What's your name?" Stevie almost demanded.
"Kayla."
In like fashion, we influenced the other two junior Kutchers and briefly questioned them. Kayla was indeed the oldest at twenty-one. Leanne, her younger sister at age nineteen, was a few inches shorter than Kayla, slimmer, but with the same D-cup boobies, and short blonde hair, certainly dyed and probably so that she could stand out from her sibling. She wore a light, mid-thigh length, faded blue denim skirt, the kind that would stick straight out if she were to spin. It complimented her body as well as her snug, white tank top did. The denim vest and round shades (not dark enough to save her from me) added to her 'little bad girl' look.
Colin was eighteen, also tall and with dark brown hair like Kayla's, but styled like that little moron, Justin Bieber's. He was dressed much the same way with faded, baggy jeans and a white T-shirt. He'd been looking at my body the whole time and I could tell he was a total pervert. In my opinion, it was his only redeeming quality and would totally work against him.