"How many, Mom?"
My mother, Joan, fresh from her shower, stood naked looking her body over in the mirror. As usual, she was causing my cock to raise its head. She turned halfway towards me, bringing her heavy tits into view.
"How many what?"
"Men. How many men did you sleep with before Dad...passed away? After he gave you permission."
"Now don't you worry about that, young man. Why does it matter?"
'You were so hot and heavy after that kid at the grocery store that I began to wonder if he worked in the salami section. I know you still went on dates after I moved back. Was it a lot of men?"
Goodness knows I have no room to talk about being promiscuous. I was merely curious.
"If you must know, it was three. Bobby, the salami, was the main one. There was a guy that I picked up in a hotel bar when your Dad and I went out-of-town for that purpose. And there was Craig Edmonds. Oh, and now Frankie, of course."
"Craig? You slept with him? When I had gym class with him he was too embarrassed to shower!"
"Believe me, he did it to protect the other guy's egos."
"And what about the bar? You and Dad picked up a guy for you?"
I thought about Peggy and her husband, the couple that I had a threesome with.
Mom was rubbing lotion on her legs.
"I did the picking and he watched me. That was the only time he watched."
"Wow! We could..."
"Don't get any ideas."
"There's a bar at this hotel."
"I see you already have ideas. No, I had fun but once was enough."
"Fun, huh? What part was fun? The sex, or being watched?"
"All of it, I suppose. Attracting men who wanted my old body was eye opening. I didn't think I could walk in a place like that and leave with someone that easily."
"Don't give me that. You knew you would have no trouble getting most any guy."
She was now stepping into a pair of lace panties. She slipped her dress on without bothering with a bra. She sat down on the bed to pull on a pair of stockings. A pair of tan pumps were waiting to go on her feet.
"We could test that, you know."
"No, and aren't you meeting Mr. Tillman for dinner tonight?"
"If you are game, we could do this one of two ways. One, I go with Tillman, and try to beat a sale out of him, pay for his food and drinks and probably end up not getting the deal. OR you can go down to the bar, give him my regrets. Tell him I'm ill and will see him in the morning. Then you flirt with him, let him to pay for dinner and you close the sale."
"My son the pimp!"
"We introduced you as an assistant. Remember that he told me I was lucky to have someone so pretty to travel with."
"And to take 'dick-tation' he said. Oh, Jon, he's a pig."
"You're right, He's a pig with a big project that can make or break us. I doubt if the other bidders have a secret weapon like you!"
"Do you think this might work?"
"Joan, my dear. I know Tillman. Grab his dick and he will sign his soul away."