Back in our seats, Lisa, cuddled up tightly to Simon and asked, "What happened after she gave you 'The Bums Rush' after the party? You both seem to have managed to survive an awkward start."
I took one of Joanne's hands in mine and squeezed it gently. "Yes, it does seem to be working out, doesn't it?" I winked at them, "Ask me again in the morning! .... So! After being thrown out into the cold, well at least it wasn't raining, I walked home. It wasn't far, didn't take me more than a couple of hours ...."
Joanne smacked me on the leg, "Oh, he is a liar! Yes it was a little cold, but he had his coat on, and I didn't throw him out, I just suggested it might be better if he went home, that's all. The walk home might have taken him 15, 20 minutes at most. I have to admit though, I didn't exactly struggle when he kissed me, and it
was
me who dropped the cup. I had expected him to kiss me at some point, it was just a bit of a surprise at that moment. The biggest surprise though, was my reaction when he did. When he kissed me at the party it was nice, it had been coming for a while. I'm sure you know the feeling, Lisa, when you know someone wants to kiss you and hasn't built up enough courage to do it." She stared straight at Simon, "Present Company is
not
excepted! - You know it's coming, and you just wish he would get on with it. The one in my kitchen, though, took me by surprise a bit, and something happened inside me, something I was not expecting at all. Something a bit like what just happened to you on that dance floor I think, although perhaps not quite as emphatically."
"If I may be allowed to continue," I said. "When I got home, mum had gone to bed, but she was still awake. I got the usual set of questions, you know, the sort of thing. Did I have a nice time? Did Joanne enjoy herself? Was I going to see her again? The usual stuff, you know how it goes I am sure. I didn't dare tell mum I had kissed her and she had thrown me out, so I pleaded that I was 'tired' and went to bed. I didn't sleep much that night, and in the morning I was up early and off into town before mum surfaced. I bought Joanne a new tea service and went round to apologise. I wanted to get in quick, before the inevitable 'phone call' from mum, and Joanne telling her she had thrown me out because I had made a pass at her."
"I think she was a bit surprised to see me, but she invited me in and made me a coffee. I stayed out of the kitchen this time. We chatted, and I realised we had never really just talked before. I had made polite conversation, but we had never 'talked', if you know what I mean. One coffee became two, then three. Then she offered to make lunch, and I accepted. We talked over lunch, and then I did the washing up, and no, I didn't break anything, before you ask. The afternoon just flew by and it was getting late, so I asked her if she would like to go out for a meal. We had a nice meal at a local pub/restaurant, and then we dropped in to see mum on our way back."
"I was already beginning to wonder how I could tell my mother that I had been with Joanne all day, and I was going to ask her if I could see her again. Turned out, I didn't have to. When we walked in, mum looked first at me, and then at Joanne. Tactful as ever, she jumped in with both feet and said "So! When are you two going to make the announcement then?"
"I have always thought that my mother was a great loss to the diplomatic service. Put her in the 'Foreign Office' and she could have had half of the countries in the world, at war with the other half, within months."
"I was dumbfounded but she laughed at me. She said "Paul, you have been going all soft and silly whenever Joanne walks into the room, for about 3 years. Why do you think I ducked out of a free meal and drinks and told you to ask her to go with you? I know she likes you, because she let it slip months ago, that if you weren't my son ......"
"Hey! Just hold on a minute there. She never finished that sentence come to think about it, what
did
you say?"
Joanne was laughing, "Oh No! That was strictly 'girl talk' definitely
not
for the ears of you men." She winked at Lisa, who was laughing too.
I shook my head and finished the second bottle by topping up all of our glasses again. Simon was about to protest, but I pushed the room key towards him. "Stop worrying, you don't have to drive home. Relax my friend, you have a room, a beautiful girl in your arms, and who knows, if you play your cards right, you might even get more than a goodnight kiss." Joanne looked at me as if I had gone mad. "And that, my darling wife" I said, "is 'Man Talk', and definitely NOT for the delicate ears of you ladies." I winked at Simon who was laughing so much I thought he would choke.
The band was playing another slow tune, so I took Joanne's hand and led her out onto the floor. As we started to dance I asked, "What do you think, did I pull it off?"
Quick as a flash she replied, "I certainly hope not, I have plans for that particular part of your anatomy. But if you are asking about the story of how we got together, yes, I think you might have done. So! You think I scrub up quite well do you?"
"Yeah!" I replied, "Not bad at all. Has that 'skinny little thing' filled out well enough for you?"
"You'll do, until I find something better" she said smiling. "Oh Paul! I think that for the first time since my first wedding day I am really happy. That time it didn't last long. He managed to spoil that within a few weeks. I do so want this to last, not just longer than that, but forever."
I kissed her, "Shhhhh! My love," I said, looking into her eyes. "I told you, I am only getting married once, and that was today. In our own private church, with Father Ted officiating, I promised you I would love and cherish you. I am going to make you happy for the rest of our lives together, and if you remember, the words used were until death do us part! Would I tell a lie to Father Ted? Joanne Elizabeth James, I love you. I will always love you. Nothing and nobody is ever going to separate us. I can't promise 'forever', only for the rest of my life, but for that long, I promise, I am yours and yours alone."