There exists an unspoken, irrational hate whenever your sibling succeeds in life. If you can't relate, then congrats, maybe you're a well-adjusted adult. Otherwise, you might be meβJohn Adelson.
Growing up, the mere aura of my older sister made me question every interaction with others. In high school, I second-guessed if dudes only wanted to be my friend so they could get in Belle's pants. Or with the females, if they only spoke to me so they could squeeze themselves into my sister's clique.
You try living out your formative years constantly on edge, paranoid whether or not people ever liked you for you. Spoiler alert: It sucks.
The young version of Belle, the one I'd grown up with, wasn't always the paradigm of perfection. People didn't know all the times she'd gotten her way with our parents because she was destined to become a successful model and endorsement magnet.
Since I myself had much less exciting prospects, I got the table scraps of attention. As did our younger brother, Noah (God rest his soul in heaven).
Fast forward to today, to this damn summer getaway.
Belle had invited me, on a whim, to spend a weekend with her at a tropical resort. She'd branded it:
sibling bonding time that was long overdue
. In reality, I'd wager this trip was originally meant for her and her husband. He probably had to drop out due to work demands.
And so, here I was, my sister's convenient backup plan. Even now, with both of us approaching 30, I was still getting the pitiful table scraps...
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CHAPTER I
RAGE & RELAXATION
I was admiring the row of palm trees lining the resort's frontage when I felt a force on my back, forearms snaking around my neck, long honey blonde hair spilling over my shoulders.
"Hey idiot," she said. "Miss me?"
"Damn you're heavy! Someone's graduated to a plus-size model," I said.
"Jerk." Belle hopped off my back, spun me around. "Give me a real hug. I missed you."
I deftly dodged her oncoming arms. "You missed me so much that you flew me out here, to meet you at this five-star oasis. I didn't realize I'd become your Make-A-Wish kid."
"Yikes, someone woke up with a bad case of snark," she said with a smile, shaking her head. "Well, just glad you decided to come. Would've been fun if you'd also joined that cruise I invited you on."
"The one you would've paid for too, the one with your husband's family. Yeah, no thanks. I like Artie, but I'm a busy man. Got my own things going on."
"Oh jeez, alright." Belle sighed. "Let's just head in already."
I trailed my older sister as we rolled our suitcases inside the resort's lobby. Couldn't not notice Belle's attire: a thin white cover-up over her bikini-clad body. Of course her figure was to die for. She spent her free time at gyms and fitness studios to maintain that killer shape, which to me, reeked of masochism in the name of vanity.
When we checked into our room, I realized my sister must've shelled out quite a bit for this level of luxury. We weren't staying in a boring square box with beds. We had an expansive suite, complete with amenities, too many pieces of furniture, and a private deck connected to the beach.
However, there was only one bedroom. And only one bed.
"Really, Belle?" I said, upon my realization of our sleeping situation. "Couldn't get us a suite with two beds?"
"I think they were all booked, sorry."
Right, sure they were, Belle
. My theory felt validated, that I was indeed the backup option after her husband had dropped out. I watched Belle park her suitcase in the bedroom, as if it was a given that she deserved the better sleeping space.
"Of course you're taking the room," I said.
"Oh, do you want it?" she asked. "I can take the fold-out in the living area."
"You wouldn't."
"Or we can share the bed. It's an Alaskan King. Big enough for me and you. Plus your ego." She grinned.
"Hah, good one," I said, my trademark snark. "I'd rather sleep in a boiling pot. I'll take the living room."
"Suit yourself." Belle chuckled. "Ready to get our massages?" she asked.
"Our what?"
"It's the first thing I like to do on vacation, especially after a long flight. So I booked us a couple's massage."
"We're not a couple, dummy," I said.
"It's just what it's called."
"Call it something different."
"Do you not want to do it?" she asked.
"No, I'll do it."
"Jesus Johnny," Belle said, exasperated. "Okay, let's go then."
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I begrudgingly followed Belle to the resort's spa center. Not that I was opposed to a massage at this moment. But it would've been nice if she'd given me a heads-up, gotten my input. She always planned shit on her own terms. Whatever Princess Belle wanted, she got.
My sister walked up to the staffer. "Hi. I've got a reservation for a couple's massage under my name. Belle Adelson."
"Great," the female employee said. "And I'm assuming this is your partner." She looked at me.
"Partner in crime, yep," Belle replied, cheerily. "His name's John. Adelson too."
I noted Belle's pride when she boasted our family name. To be honest, it bugged me that she'd even kept it after tying the knot to Artie. Reminded me of when we were kids, when she'd already finished her own popsicle, but got our parents to split my ice cream sandwich so she could have a half...
The staffer led us into a private room with two massage beds, complemented by lit candles and calming wind-chimed music.
"About your massage therapists," the staffer said, "do you two have a gender preference?"
"Is a Douglas available?" Belle asked. "I read some good reviews online."
"I'll check, ma'am. In the meantime, feel free to undress and lie face down on your respective beds. There's a modesty towel to drape yourself below the waist. There'll be a knock before they enter."
Once the staffer left, Belle began casually undressing with her front to me. First went her white cover-up. Then she reached for her bikini strings.
"Yo!" I shouted. "Turn around at least! This ain't one of your loosey-goosey photoshoots."
"Relax!" She laughed. "We took baths together, if you forgot."
"That was decades ago! Update your damn calendar." I turned my back to her as I wiggled out of my summer shorts.
"Such a prude." Belle giggled like a dumb schoolgirl. "When's the last time you got laid?"
"Hell if I tell you that. Turn around, Sis! And you better not be looking at my ass."
"Aww, you've still got such a cute butt."
I angrily looked behind me, only to find that Belle was, in fact, facing the wall.
This bitch
. She'd only been teasing.
"So Johnny, rumor has it that you hooked up with my husband's niece at my wedding. Roux must've been 22-ish at that time. I didn't know college seniors were your type."
Dammit, how'd Belle even know this? More alarmingly, she was hovering too close to an embarrassing truth, that that had been the last time I'd gotten laid, well over a year ago...
"Keep facing the wall," I said, instead of addressing my sister's comment. I plopped face down on my massage bed, quickly covered myself below the waist with the modesty towel.
"So what happened between you and Roux then, after my wedding?" Belle followed up, not letting go of the topic.
"She went back to New York. It was what it was, Belle."
"I love Roux, but you deserve better than a one-night stand."