Okay Diary, it seems that even Christmas can't keep me out of the crazy shit I've been getting into. In fact, it got even crazier. It's so ridiculous that I just totally have to tell you about it.
I was going home for Christmas. I was mostly looking forward to it, but was disappointed that Grant wasn't going with me. I'd kind of hoped that we'd get to do a road trip together, but he was going to meet Amy's parents. I'd be seeing the two of them again at New Year's, but in between, I'd miss out. I'd become used to them both taking advantage of me whenever they liked and two weeks at home with my parents and no crazy sex wasn't something I was eagerly anticipating.
"Why so glum?" Amy asked me as I zipped up my bag full of clothes and sighed heavily. She'd been sitting on my bed 'supervising' my packing. Apparently supervising meant checking me out and spanking my butt whenever it was within reach. Thirty minutes earlier Grant had gone to take care of a few things in town, and had assured me he'd be back to see me off. I assumed he was buying Christmas presents that he'd want me to deliver. He always did Christmas at the last minute.
"Because it's going to be boring."
"I bet your 'rents would love to hear that," Amy laughed.
"Well not the bit where I get to see them, the bit where no-one decides to just rip my panties off me and attack my pussy at crazy times."
"Aww, it's only two weeks," she teased me.
"It'll seem like forever," I lamented. Amy stood up from the bed and I stopped to admire her body. It was as exceptional as the first day I'd seen her. She was wearing a pair of black yoga pants and a pink t-shirt that she'd tied at the waist. All that did was pull it tight against her awesome D cup tits.
"Well I'm sure you'll survive," she assured me as she left my room.
I sighed dramatically and stood up from the floor to sit on my bed. I figured I had about an hour before I needed to leave and was wondering what I was going to do to pass the time when Amy returned brandishing an ear of corn.
"Let's make sure that you have something fun to remember while you're away," she laughed, advancing determinedly toward me.
"Corn? Really?" I laughed.
"Oh, come on, you know you love it."
She pushed me back on the bed and climbed on top, kissing me hard, her large breasts crushed against my little A-cups. "I like eating corn," I said between kisses.
"Don't give me that," she laughed. "You love corn stuffed in your pussy and we both know it."
She had me there. It had only been a mock protest anyway. I love it when Amy decides to insert random stuff in my pussy. I especially enjoy it when she does it when I'm sleepwalking. She takes photos and sends them to me at random times during the following days. Nothing quite like sitting in a lecture and getting a picture of a straightening wand stuck in your pussy while you're sleepwalking!
Amy allowed me to sit up, and tugged at my clothes to remove them. I obliged and followed her lead, making sure that if I was going to be naked, she would be too. Soon we were lying together on the bed, kissing and fingering each other's pussies. I took the opportunity to play with her tits as well, sucking and squeezing them. I couldn't believe that I was going to have to go for a full two weeks without them.
It wasn't long until Amy was reaching for the ear of corn. She sat astride my hips, peeling back the husk suggestively as I played with her tits. With a laugh, she cast the husk aside and ran her hand up and down the knobbly vegetable like she was stroking a cock.
"Ready for this baby?" she asked, leaning over and kissing me again.
"Fuck yes," I moaned.
Amy moved down between my legs and I spread them willingly, using my hands to hold my knees wide. Amy ran her tongue over my already wet pussy. She took her time, swirling it around, sliding it back and forth over my clit and plunging it inside me until she was satisfied with just how wet I was.
I felt the corn pushed against my pussy lips. Amy worked it inside slowly until she was able to slide it back and forth. I loved the feel of the kernels running between my pussy lips.
"You really do like it, don't you?" Amy asked with a grin as she slid the cob in and out.
"Best veggie ever," I agreed. Amy moved so that she could rub my clit with her left hand as she continued to work the corn.
"I bet you'd even take it in your bum."
"Maybe," I laughed.
"Maybe? There is no maybe with you sweetie, you're always a yes! Now roll over."
I did as I was told, rolling onto my stomach. Amy held the corn in my pussy until I had worked my way onto my hands and knees. She pushed the corn deeper into my pussy and leaned over my back to swirl her tongue around my anus.
"You're such a dirty slut Amy," I said with a moan.