(All names, including mine, have been changed to protect the not-so innocent, just in case anyone we know should happen to read this)
So we checked out of the Swissotel about 11:15, even though checkout time was 11 A.M. The guy at the front desk didn't say anything though; we didn't think he would, anyway.
We got back to our parents' house a little after 12 noon. The weather had warmed up back into the 70's, so Dad was out front in the driveway washing his car ('96 Camry; told you our family was boring). As we parked her car and got out ('94 Paseo; her graduation present and a definite chick car) Dad asked us how our night was. We stole a quick glance at one another, then Amy said, "Fun. Oh, don't worry, Dad; Andy didn't drink too much. He was too busy macking on the ladies to get drunk." She winked at me.
"That's my boy. Just make sure you use protection."
"DAD!!" My face was burning.
"Just kidding. Your mother's inside; lunch should be ready in a bit."
"Okay Dad."
Once we got inside, Amy went upstairs to take a shower, and I went in the kitchen to say hi to Mom. Just as I got there, she was finishing up the sandwiches (turkey; we ate a lot of sandwiches growing up).
"Hi Mom."
"Hi honey. How was the party? Did you drink too much?"
"Oh, no. I was kinda tired, so I cut myself off after about 5 beers."
"Only 5, huh?" Mom said, laughing.
"Yeah. Amy got kinda wasted, though."
"How's she feeling?"
"Oh, she's fine. A little hungover, but she'll be alright. She's upstairs taking a shower."
"Would you do me a favor and tell her lunch is almost ready?"
"But she's in the shower."
"Just crack the door and yell at her. She'll hear you."
"Okay. I have to change anyway. My clothes smell like beer."
"Don't be long."
"I won't."
Once I got upstairs I cracked open the bathroom door (well, maybe a little more than a crack) and yelled to Amy that lunch was ready.
"Jesus, you don't have to shout, Andy," Amy said, peeking her head through the shower curtain.
"Sorry, Mom said to yell just in case you didn't hear me."
"Whatever. I'll be done in a minute; come inside and close the door behind you."
"But she'll wonder where I am. I told her I was just gonna change clothes."
"We'll make it quick. Remember what happened here 48 hours ago?"
"Duh..I don't know. Umm, something about you catching me choking the chicken or something?"
"Good answer. Now, I want you to pick up where you left off."
"We don't have time."
"Yes we do. Now take off your pants and jack off for me." She then pulled back the shower curtain; I got hard almost immediately. "Take off your pants. Now."
"Okay. But we have to be quick," I said, pulling them down.
"We will. Now jack off."
I reached behind me, grabbed the lotion, and went to work. With the combination of seeing her naked and knowing that our parents were downstairs, I knew I wasn't going to last long. Especially when she started talking dirty and playing with herself.
"Jack that cock for me. Do you like watching me rub my pussy? Oh, are you gonna come? I wanna see you come."
"I'm close."
"Come on me. I'll just rinse it off."
"Amy, I'm coming."
"Come on me."
I stepped forward and aimed at her stomach. Since we had only had sex a couple hours prior, it wasn't a whole lot, but I still came a healthy amount. It hit her right above her belly button, about 3 spurts worth.
"God I love it when you come on me," she said as she rinsed it off her.
"I love it, too."
"You better leave, mister. I don't want them catching you in here."
"Right. See you in a minute."
I pulled my pants up and snuck off to my room to change. I had only been in the bathroom for about 3 minutes. Just as I left my room to go downstairs, I heard the shower stop, meaning Amy was done and would be down soon.
"Is Amy almost done?" my mom asked.
"Yeah, she'll be down in a minute."
"That girl and her showers."
"I know."
Mom, Dad, and I had just started eating when Amy joined us. She was wearing a different pair of Old Navy sleep pants, a Delta Theta t-shirt, and had a towel wrapped around her head. She looked like the prototypical college sorority girl.
"So Amy, Andy tells me you got a little drunk last night," my Mom said.
Amy looked at me, then over at Mom. "Oh, just a little, Mom. I fell fine now, though."
"Well, that's good. I hope you had fun."
"Oh, believe me, Mom, we did."
We finished lunch about 1 P.M. Since it was Amy's and my last full day of Spring Break, we decided to be good and hang out with our parents that day. The four of us went shopping (well, at least she and Mom did) at Lenox Square (the premier mall in the Southeast), then we saw the movie Private Parts (Dad's choice, but funny as hell), which had just come out the week before (yes, I saw THAT movie with my parents). We then had dinner at California Pizza Kitchen. It was a pretty long day, and our parents were pretty tired, with them pushing 50 and all, so we all went home. We got home around 9 P.M.
We all played cards (gin rummy) for a little while; about 10:30, Dad said they were going upstairs to watch TV and go to bed.
"Now you two be good; keep it to a dull roar, okay?" Dad said, "What time are you leaving tomorrow, Amy?"
"Oh, around 4, maybe 5. I wanna get unpacked and clean up my room a little bit."
"Okay, then. Goodnight."
"Goodnight Dad. Goodnight Mom."