Part 15: Incest
Chapter 34: Incest - Ian gets to know Clarice's parents better.
As we drove back, Clarice commented on all the sex I had been having over the holidays, "Seems like you don't really need me."
"I've never met another girl who could take it up the ass like you. My dick would miss that."
That earned me a punch in the arm before Clarice said, "Your cock and my ass do see to have been made for each other. What would you do to me right now if you could?"
"I'd love to have you on all fours, reaching back to spread your ass and inviting me in. I can imagine the feeling as my cock head pops into your ass. I'd slide all the way in until my balls touch your ass ring. Then I'd slow fuck your ass until you beg me to pound you hard. I know my little ass slut will want to feel herself getting reamed. Once you started begging me for it, I'd slam my cock up your ass until we both see stars."
"If we could wait until we get to the O'Briens, I'd do the same thing, but once I was buried in your ass I'd hold there until Mark does the same thing to my ass. Once his balls are swinging against mine, we'd get going so I can slam your ass while Mark slams mine."
"Haven't had your cute little hole fucked in a while?"
"Not since my last workout with Keith."
"I can understand. I need a good ass fucking at least once a week. If you can't deliver that, it's definitely a deal breaker."
"It goes against my moral judgment, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice for my love. What about you? Anything you're craving?"
"Surprisingly, I miss Patty. We haven't been together much since she started dating Priya. It's left me out of sorts, and I only realized why when I got home for Christmas."
Changing the subject, I said, "We never exchanged Christmas gifts. There are two packages in the top of my backpack if you want to open them now."
Clarice reached into the backseat and dug out the two boxes. One was just a couple of inches on a side and the other was about the size of a quart milk carton. A suspicious grin crossed her face when she saw the smaller box. She asked, "Which one should I open first?"
"Your choice."
Clarice didn't hesitate. She ripped into the larger package as I hoped she would. As the wrapping came off, she said, "Now I see why you wanted to do this now."
I had gotten her a remote-controlled egg like the one we'd borrowed from Keith and Anita.
Grinning, I told her, "It's fully charged."
With a big smile on her face, Clarice pulled the toy out of its box, slid her pants down, activated the egg and slid it into her pussy. As it contacted her inner pussy lips she exclaimed, "Ooh, I should have warmed it up a littler first." There was a small packet of lube in the box that she used to insert the smaller probe in her ass after warming it in her hand. After she pulled up her pants, she handed me the remote and said, "Be nice."
As I took the remote from her, I said, "Now open the other box."
It was obviously a jewelry box, so I could see a question in Clarice's eyes as she hesitated before opening the lid. When she pulled out a promise ring, I could see her start to tear up. I let her slip it onto her finger and kiss my cheek before I activated the egg.
"Oooh. Way to ... ruin a moment ... jerk."
I turned off the vibrator and leaned over to get another kiss on my cheek before I said, "What'd you get me?" in my best eager little kid voice.
Clarice reached into her own backpack and pulled out two boxes that looked remarkably similar to the ones I'd given her. Not giving me a choice, she said, "I'll open them for you. Big one first."
As she unwrapped the box, I could see that she'd given me a remote-controlled prostate vibrator with a vibrating cock ring. She insisted that I pull over at the next exit so I could wear my gift just as she was wearing hers. We parked at the remote end of the rest area, and I dropped my pants.
Once I had the toy properly situated in my ass and around my cock, I pulled my pants back up and Clarice handed me the second box. I knew right away that it was a promise ring for me, which explained the look I'd noticed when she saw my gifts to her. As I put it on my finger and held it up next to hers, we both said, "Patty."
I'd asked Patty for gift ideas, and she told me how much Clarice had liked the vibrator, and she also strongly hinted that the promise ring would be a good idea. Apparently, Clarice had a similar conversation with her.
We got on the road, playing with each other's vibrators enough to make the drive go by fast but not enough to cause an accident. We made a brief stop at a rest area outside of town to remove our toys.
We arrived home just as Mom was pulling into the driveway. I threw our bags into my room while Mom changed out of her work clothes and Clarice went to start dinner. Before she went to her room, Mom told us that Erica would be joining us for dinner.
As we cooked, Mom told us, "Bree called to tell me she made it to Karen's new place okay. Karen wasn't home yet; she'd gone to work out. Bree said she had a nice talk with Marilu. It seems she's a big fan of Ian. I called back later and spoke briefly with Karen. She said she thinks she'll like living with Marilu, and she said if Clarice ever gets smart and dumps Ian, she wants first dibs on the redhead."
Her look told me those phone calls needed some explanation in her mind, so we filled her in on everything that had happened since we left. Mom grilled us to fill in the details, but she mostly wanted to know how we thought Karen was doing. When I told her that Karen was pissed at Darryl, Mom said, "Already?"
I explained about Clarice talking her through all the self-doubts and getting her to focus on the fact that Darryl weaseled out on her. Clarice tried to minimize her role, but Mom knew enough about Karen's usual pattern to see that she was just being modest. Mom started to comment on our sleeping arrangements of the previous night when Erica showed up.
I'd met Erica several times before, but I hadn't known that she was sleeping with Mom at the time. Mom had told Erica their relationship was "out" now, and as a result Erica seemed to be approaching me cautiously. As we sat down to eat, I decided to jump right in, saying, "So, you and Mom are friends with benefits now."
That seemed to startle Erica, who blushed and floundered for a response. Mom was also speechless, and Clarice suppressed a giggle. I let her stutter for a few seconds before I said, "Mom seems happy, and she's definitely more relaxed. I think it's great that you two have taken your friendship to a new level."
I was sitting between Mom and Clarice, and they both smacked me in the shoulder. Clarice said, "You can be such a jerk sometimes," but she was smiling as she said it.
Erica told us that she hadn't had the nerve to come out to her own kids yet. They took it hard when she first started dating guys. Mom and Erica took turns telling us about the dating pool women their age face.
Mom started, "Most of the guys are divorced. A lot of times it's easy to see why their ex-wives divorced them."
Erica went on, "When you meet a divorced guy who really was the victim, he's usually so damaged that you spend every date walking on eggshells."
"Then there are the confirmed bachelors. Most of them are just looking for variety. Once "new and exciting" turns to "familiar and comfortable," they're on to someone else."
"Since your mom and I aren't rich, we don't qualify as cougars."