Editor's note: this story contains scenes of non-consensual or reluctant sex.
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"Disgusting! Come on honey, help me get her to bed."
I looked down at my wife's stepsister. She was collapsed on the couch vomit stains or her tee-shirt. Mavis and I had been at the movies. The little lush found the key to our liquor cabinet and proceeded to get blind drunk. Sadly, this was not new. She was drinking Canada dry in college - not the soft drink, but the country! Mavis's flustered mom had sent her to stay with us while she was temporarily suspended from college. I'd padlocked the basement fridge where I kept my beer and seltzer and Mavis, and I thought we had found the perfect hiding place for the liquor cabinet. Obviously, we were wrong.
"Don't just stand there pick her up. What's that pygmy weigh anyway?"
I bent and placed my arms under Diane's insensate form. She was incredibly light. A girl that size has no business trying to be a hard drinker. I picked her up. Her head lolled against my bicep. Diane is quite a pretty little thing She was a cheerleader in high school, and, until her suspension from state U, a member of the varsity dance team. Despite the vomit on her chin, her hair smelled mighty nice and fell in pretty strawberry blonde ringlets. Her chest rose up and down. I followed Mavis up the stairs to the guest bedroom where Diane had been staying.
Mavis pulled the sheets down and I placed Diane on the bed. I stood and turned to leave.
"Where are you going?"
I turned and faced my wife.
"I can't undress her myself without getting vomit all over these freshly laundered sheets. We need to strip her down."
"Honey, Diane is your sister!"
"Stepsister. A problem my mom inherited when she married my jerk of a stepfather."