It had been a few days since Adelaide had left me on the porch, but I could not stop thinking about that night. I refrained from trying to catch sight of her during her morning jogs since I did not want to get in the middle of anything. Heck, I would text her if I had her number. It was the safest option.
Then, as if willing to happen, I got a message in my DMs from the one and only Mrs. Walker. She began, "I've been missing you on my morning runs, sweetheart. Do I no longer pique your interest?"
I opened the message signaling to her I had read it, and started to type something but lost my train of thought.
She followed up, "Are you an ass man or a tits guy?"
She got rid of my indecision by giving me something to focus on. "Ass," I hit send.
Three photos popped up on my phone within seconds. The first was a shot of Adelaide standing in front of a mirror in an Auburn Tigers cheerleading uniform. The following was shot in front of the same mirror with her tight butt facing it and her looking back. The last one was in the same position, with her ass facing the mirror, only now with her clothes hiked up to show her bare bottom.
To say she looked fantastic would be an understatement. This was a woman who I could picture being on the cover of Maxim or Playboy, baring a generous amount of skin. To top it all off, she was wearing a cheerleading uniform. It was like she was trying to cater to every base male desire there was with a few photos. I did not even realize she was on the cheer team at Auburn, but miraculously, this woman still had her outfit. I assumed it was only used for occasions like this when she wanted to ensure someone's eyes were on her and nobody else.
"Wow," I texted. "I am shocked you still fit into your uniform from college. But it looks breathtaking on you."
"Ain't it amazing what a little hard work and perseverance can accomplish? I'm proud to say I'm still the same size I was when I was a young'un." She replied.
"What hard work can do, indeed," I responded.
"Well, now that I have tickled your fancy, I believe you owe me some tongue pleasures in return for the other night," Adelaide escalated the conversation.
"That and so much more. When do you want to meet?" I asked.
"How about tonight, darling? I'll shoot you the time and place later." Adelaide sent a heart emoji with that, assuming she had a yes.
Lucky for her, that implied yes was assured.
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I finally got the call as the sun set and street lights turned on. Adelaide told me to come out front. Once outside, I saw A Black BMW X5 blocking the driveway. As I approached it, the window on the passenger side rolled down, and I saw Adelaide in a white cowboy hat, leopard print sunglasses, and tousled waves flowing down just past her shoulders.
"Get in, sweetheart!"
As I opened the car door, I saw her in a paisley crop top that was the same color white as her hat, faded blue daisy ducks, and Burgundy cowboy boots.
I pointed at her boots, "is it safe to drive wearing those?"
"This ain't my first rodeo. Now sit down, or we will be late to Dolly." Adelaide commanded me.
Rolling my eyes, I sat down and shut the door. She looked me up from head to toe. My sneakers, jeans, and plain t-shirt look were not cutting it.
"You could use a little somethin'," Adelaide reached into the back seat and tossed a leather cowboy vest with a matching Burgundy cowboy hat in my lap. "Put these on."
"Why? Where are we going, and what are we doing?"
"I already told ya, we are seein' Dolly." She put the car into gear.
Only then did I recall a Dolly Parton concert downtown that night, "As in Dolly Parton?"
"The one and only," Adelaide started driving. "You best put their clothes on 'fore you start ya start stickin' out like a crawfish in a bucket."
I begrudgingly put the vest on, "why am I going to see Dolly with you? I do not even like her."
The look of horror on Adelaide's face told me I said the wrong thing, "Did I just hear ya talkin' smack 'bout Dolly? Dolly Parton is a beloved national treasure, darlin', and we show her the utmost respect in this vehicle. And to think I let you cum in my mouth the other night."
"I am sorry I did not know Dolly meant that much to you. Based on our previous messages, I am just surprised I am going to a concert instead of doing something else. I am sure it will be fun. This just came out of the left field for me."
"I was s'posed to go to this shindig with my hubby, but work had to go and rear its ugly head again. So, since you're the only friend I got in this neck of the woods, I reckon you get the consolation prize. Let me tell ya. There ain't no way I was gonna miss seeing' Dolly -- she's the queen of country music, after all!"
"Since I am not as familiar with Dolly's work, do you care to enlighten me about what makes her great?"
"Well, honey, Dolly's voice was the background music to my childhood, and she's the epitome of everything I adore about my Southern roots and personal identity. Not to mention her generous heart and charitable work with the Imagination Library -- that woman is a true gem. Shoot, there ain't no way I could pick just one reason why I'm a die-hard Dolly fan."
"You keep on surprising me, Adelaide."