I was up before dawn the next day. I couldn't wait to see Cliff heading down the road. Descending the stairs, I could hear Mom bustling about in the kitchen, and there was the drone of a newscaster coming across the radio on the kitchen table. As expected, I entered the kitchen to find old Cliffo with a newspaper in his face, and Mom preparing breakfast.
"Good morning, hon." Mom said, drying her hands on a towel. "I'm making scrambled eggs. Do you want some?"
"Sounds good, Mom." I said, giving her a kiss on the cheek. Later on, I thought, I'll be kissing your pussy like that.
"Morning, Dad." I said, taking a seat across from him. He peered over the top of his paper, mumbled something, and continued reading.
"These Walmart workers have got some cheek." Cliff snorted. "If it weren't for that company, they'd be eating out of garbage cans. But, no, they have to have more. Another protest. Union rabble-rousers thick as fleas among them, I'll wager."
"Gee, any good news, Dad?" I asked.
"Who knows. Maybe somebody's lost dog got found." he said, then slurped at his coffee.
"I'm ready any time you are, dear." he flung at Mom.
"It's coming." mom said, and I inwardly chuckled as I foresaw that I soon would be cumming too - right into his pretty bride's cunt.
"Conner, can you put some bread in the toaster, please?"
"Sure thing." I said, slipping four slices in, and popping it down.
"Here we go, boys." Mom said, placing plates of bacon and eggs before us.
"Thanks, Mom! Looks good. Where's yours?"
"Right here. I just need to get something from the fridge. Go ahead and start."
I put a slice of toast on Cliff's plate, and began buttering one for myself. Mom came to the table with her plate and a small dish of what looked like butter.
"What's that?" Cliff asked, and we were treated to a view of the food in his mouth as he spoke.
"Oh. It's something I read about in a magazine. It's a creamy protein substance - I think it's soy-based. Anyway, you mix it into your butter. It's loaded with good stuff. I forgot the name of it. Joyce gave me some of hers. I'm dying to try it."
"Sounds like some fad." Cliff grunted, while Mom began spreading the special butter on her toast.
"Mmmmmmm! It's really good! Yum, yum!" Mom said, licking her lips and giving me a quick sideways glance. I was loving her performance.
"Care to try some, honey?" she said to Cliff.
"How much does that stuff cost, anyway? Don't get suckered into another fly-by-night food scam, Barbara."
"Whatever it is, it's worth it." Mom enthused. "God, it's so tasty!"
"Calm dow, will you?" Cliff said, and reached for a fresh piece of toast.
"Send that stuff over." he said, and I had to contain my mirth at this unexpected development. He dug out a large slab of the cum-butter and spread it on his toast. He sniffed at it as it melted.
"Humpf. Smells like butter. What did you say it was again?"
"I don't know, dear. I'll have to ask Joyce. It's soy-based, I think. And organic." Mom said, as she gave me a little kick under the table. I looked over to where her hand had come around the side of the table so that I could see it. Then I saw why. Under cover of the the table cloth, she was giving Cliff the finger! That's right, Mom!, I thought. Fuck his scurvy ass! Ha! This was some show!
Meanwhile, Cliff was gnawing cautiously at the edge of his toast.
"Hey. Not too bad." he ventured, and I nearly burst out laughing. He started going to town on it and I sat and watched. Eat it up, jerk-off.
"Isn't it good, dear?" Mom said, apparently hoping he had more to say. She was clearly having a devilish good time for herself.
"It's really good for you. You should feel more energy today."
"I'm gonna need it. Dealing with these knuckleheads in Hoboken."