SautΓ©ing onions is a skill requiring the exact amount of caramelization to be reached just as the slices of onion reach their desired tenderness. It requires the right cut, the right amount of heat, and most of all, the concert of timing.
So, it was with some trepidation that immediately upon dishing the cut onions into the preheated pan of melted butter I heard the front door open and close and my sister Cloe's steps clomping up the stairs to our shared apartment.
And then Cloe's cheerful voice booming in from the kitchen doorway. "Hi! I need sex!"
I turned to look at my sister, still bundled in boots and Winter woolens, a girlie stocking hat atop her head and nose and cheeks red-rosy from the snowy cold outside. "Hey, Sis. I just started a batch of onions; we're having Mexican tonight."
"Ole!" she cheered as she crossed the large kitchen, leaving scattered melting snow from her cleated boots on the tiles as she came towards me. "Mexican later. I want sex now."
My whole body stiffened in shock as she reached her icy sleeved arms around me from behind and deftly undid my belt, snap and zipper.
"Hey!" I protested loudly, spatula in hand, trying to fight her off with my other hand and elbow.
For a tiniest moment I thought I'd successfully warded her off, only to realize too late what her plan was. My jeans, having been completely loosened in front allowed Cloe to pull them out from the back.
With one skilled motion she dove her cold hand and coat-sleeved arm down inside my shorts and wrapped her icy fingers tightly around my balls. And then she heaved forcefully, yanking my balls downward in her iron grip.
"Fuck!" I yelled, my knees buckling to help ease the pain.
"Now you're talking!" Cloe teased. "I want your dick and I want it now! Actually, it's my dick. You told me I could have it any time I wanted it. So it's mine; and I want it now. I want my dick, dear brother. Give it to me!" She yanked down harder still.
"Ow!" I considered fending her off with the spatula but reason dictated that I was in no position to even argue. "Cloe, I have to finish the onions or they'll be ruined. Can't it wait just a a little?"
Reaching her other hand around in front of me she cupped her hand over the head of my dick, which was poking up out of my underwear. "There's nothing little and waiting about this," she said. "It's ready to warm me up on the inside. Come on, Bro. I really want it.