"Jesus Christ Ella you're a wreck. You can't go home like that. Follow me on over to my place and we'll get you cleaned up."
It had taken me almost 5 minutes just to get her to stop crying in the parking lot.
She looked like hell, I couldn't let her kids see her like this.
"Are you sure Darla?" Ella sobbed. Well at least she wasn't crying uncontrollably any more.
"I figured you'd hate me for what I've done."
Ella was my sister in law, and we had got pretty close over the last 25 years. You'd think she'd have known by now, I don't judge.
"If I don't hate Mary why would I hate you? Now quit that sobbing, and get in your car. We'll talk at my place."
I thought about the events of the last few months on the short drive over to my house. My nephew Ronnie got divorced, then, one day just before he was due to move out, his wife got off early and caught him butt fucking his Aunt Mary (Yep, that would be my little sister.) on the couch.
My god, what a blowup. She told the whole damn family. Half of them still weren't talking to either one of them. And I had thought that Ella, of all people, would never speak to them again!
But here I was, pulling into the driveway, with Ella right behind me, after catching her walking out of Ronnie's apartment.
With the fresh fucked look.
I spent the next half hour calming her down, and helping her clean up.
And I made her tell me every detail.
Every last lurid detail; the way he gently nuzzled her neck as soon as the door closed behind her.
The way they kissed and made their way to the bedroom.
And the way he ate her pussy to a gigantic orgasm.
By the time she vividly described the way he pulled on her ass, shoved his big fat dick into her all the way, and started throbbing, my pussy was soaking wet.
I knew his cock was huge, it always showed through his tight shorts. The details of him ejaculating into her unprotected womb rolled from her mouth and straight to my clit. I barely managed to keep my composure.
"Shit Ella! That was stupid! What if he knocked you up?"
And he probably did. His cum was still leaking out of her! I had to give her couple of pads to try and catch it all. Enough had leaked out of her just on the way over to ruin that white skirt for good.
"You can't be doing that again. Charles would shit if you came up pregnant."
Not that I had any great need to protect Charles' feelings.
Sure, Mary had practically worshiped the ground he walked on when she was little, but she was 10 years younger than him. I was much closer in age. I knew what an ass he could be.
And he'd only gotten worse over the years since our big sister Linda died. Shit, he treated her kids like it was their fault! Especially Ronnie.
Linda could put him in his place, all right. God knows nobody else could.
No, if I was gonna have a dog in this fight, it was gonna be Ella.
"Ella, you can't be doing that again. You ain't on birth control."
Ella looked at the floor. "I have to, Darla."
"Ella, do you really think you can trust Ronnie with a secret like this? You know good and well he's still fucking Mary. She'll come unwound on you if she finds out".
"Darla I've never felt so alive, so... loved... so satisfied in my life. I can't not go back. My life has just felt so empty..." Her voice just kinda faded out.
Ella was just about the best friend I ever had. I decided if she needed Ronnie that bad, she was gonna have him.
"I can see that Ella" I said and put my arm around her shoulder as we headed toward the door.
"Go on home now and get a hold of yourself. I'm a gonna go talk to Ronnie. He'll keep his mouth shut for you or I'll have his ass."
"Thanks Darla."
"And get yourself on birth control right now!"
God damn it, this was ridiculous. One of them was gonna get hurt real soon if I didn't do something. This was far from the worst disaster I'd seen my sister Mary throw down in the last 35 years, but it had potential. Someone was gonna have to take control of this shit show. And that someone was gonna be me.
***
The weather in Dallas can get pretty cool in late October, so I slipped on my jean jacket as I headed out the door for Ronnie's place.
I know some of my friends poke fun at me for the Texas twang in my voice, and the way I dress up all cowgirl. It's just who I am. Besides, boots and jeans are comfortable. In a few minutes, I was stepping through the door of Ronnie's apartment.
"Here's your tool box."
"Thanks Aunt Darla." He said with a smile. Ha. I'll bet he won't be smiling much in a minute.
"So what was Ella doing here this morning?" I said, looking him straight in the eye with my best pissed off look on my face.
His face turned bright red.
"Uh... she just stopped by to say hi."
"Say hi and fuck your brains out for 3 hours straight?"
"No! No, really, she just stopped by to say hi!"
"Ronnie, your Aunt Darla was born at night, but it wasn't last night. I grabbed Ella right out of the parking lot in front of your door, and dragged her home to clean her up. She told me all about how you two spent the morning, so you can just cut the crap. I ain't gonna judge. I'm just telling you, you better watch yourself."
"I'm sorry Aunt Darla."
He looked totally stunned. Good! That's what I was shootin' for.
"Now Ronnie, I ain't sayin I think it's OK. Ella and Mary are grown women, they can decide for themselves. But you gotta know that if Mary got wind of this, she'd claw Ella's eyes out!"
It was true. Oh they got along well enough, on the surface. But I knew.
I knew like only a big sister can. Mary had always been jealous of Ella; jealous of her hair, jealous of her tits, and most of all, jealous of her stealing away her big brother.
And I knew better than anyone that Mary had a bad temper. A very bad temper, and a dead husband to prove it.
"You can't be juggling your Aunts and playing them off each other. One of them is gonna get hurt. And if you hurt one of them, Aunt Darla's gonna hurt you!"