This is the third part of a story that takes place in the "Tom & Mary" universe. While it's not needed, I do recommend reading both parts of "Tom & Mary."
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I must admit that what I'm going to tell you here is the weirdest fucking shit you'll ever read in your entire life. Hell, if I wasn't living it, I wouldn't believe it. Let me start from the beginning before it went all Twilight Zone on me and my wife.
My name is Alex Desmond and my wife is Kris. We've recently celebrated our 27th wedding anniversary. We met in college and, for the life of me, I still cannot figure out how I ended up with such a fucking hottie. We met with me literally running into her at the library. I turned a corner in the stacks and
WHAM
I hit her. Now you're probably thinking that I sent her flying, books tossed in the air, etc. Nope. I was the one who ended up on their ass like I had just hit a brick wall.
Y'see, Kris is extremely athletic. She was in college on a sports scholarship for volleyball at Northwestern. Whereas I was there on an academic scholarship. So all 5'8" of me ran into all 6'1" of her. Yep, she towered over me.
Now my first reaction was to curse out whomever I just ran into, but as I was about to make an ass out of myself, Kris held out her hand to help me up and asked if I was okay. I looked up and before me stood the most gorgeous woman I had ever laid eyes on in my entire life. As I said, she was 6'1," with long flowing black hair, dark bronze skin (from her mixed African American and Native American heritage), dark brown eyes, the fullest most plump lips I've ever seen, and a body to kill for. Muscular yet lean, with slightly bigger than average boobs. I found out later she's a 36DD.
As for me, I was your average white guy. 5'8," short blonde hair, blue eyes, in decent shape (I did exercise, but not like her!), and 2 day growth of beard on my face. The only thing not average on me is that my dick at just over 8." What I lacked in height, I made up in manhood at least. Unfortunately, at that time in my life, I didn't get much of a chance to share it with the ladies too much. Even after 3 years of college. Then I met Kris.
Anyway, as I sat on the floor looking like a fucking idiot while this drop dead gorgeous Amazon of a woman offered to help me up, all I could do is stutter out an apology. Once I was back on my feet, she tried to apologize, but I cut her off and said it was all my fault. After some nervous banter, I finally blurted out that I'd like to take her out to dinner to further apologize. At first she was unsure, but I said I wouldn't take no as an answer and she could pick the place. When I said that, she smiled mischievously and agreed. That smile shoulda clued me in right then and there, but I didn't even notice.
After giving me the address for a Cajun-Creole place, we set a time and date, as well as exchanging phone numbers, we then parted ways to get back to our schooling. I was definitely unable to focus the rest of the day, hell the rest of the week since the dinner date was in 3 days. Looking back at it, I knew I fell in love with her the moment I laid eyes on her. She, on the other hand, just thought I was adorable.
Fast forward to our dinner date. I showed up 20 minutes early and nervously stood outside waiting for her. There was no way I was going to be fucking late. As I waited out there in the freezing October weather, someone exited the restaurant and then stood next to me. I looked over and there stood the biggest black man I had ever seen. This guy shoulda been a defensive tackle for the Bears. His muscles had muscles on top of muscles.
Now I was even more nervous, but then I heard him chuckling before he said, "You Alex?"
All I could do is nod.
He held out his hand to shake mine and said, "Nice to meet you, I'm Kris' father, Carl, but you can call me Mr. Brown. So are you going to leave me hanging here or are you going to take my hand?"
I summoned all the strength I had and took his hand, watching it disappear in his massive hand.
Then a woman exited the restaurant and said, "Carl, stop scaring the boy!"
She then stepped around him and then I knew who she was, it was Kris' mother. Same eyes, same body, just older.
Carl said, "Sweetheart, I'm doing absolutely nothing to scare... Alex? Yeah, Alex."
She playfully smacked him on the shoulder and said to me, "Ignore him. I'm Sasha. I'm Kris' mother, it's very nice to meet you. And you can call him Carl like everybody else. He just likes to try to intimidate any boy who dates Kris."
My tongue finally worked its way loose and I said, "Yeah. He's doing a damn good job of it."
And that brought laughter from Carl. "Oh I like this one. Anyway, I need to get back in the kitchen. Kris is already here waiting for you." And with that he went back inside.
It was then it dawned on me, Kris invited me to the restaurant that her parents apparently owned. All I could do is laugh at that point.
Smiling softly, Sasha said, "Come on in. I'll show you where Kris is. I do hope you like spicy food."
Now I know Sasha was talking to me the entire time, but the moment I entered the restaurant my senses were hit with the most amazing smells I've ever encountered in my life and when I saw Kris, my heart skipped a beat. While she was dressed casually in a long sleeved sweater and jeans, they hugged her figure perfectly. By the time I got to the table all I remember is Sasha saying, "Now you two enjoy yourselves!"
I then looked at Kris and said, "Hi, I just met your parents." Smooth, I know.
She smiled and said, "Yeah, sorry about that, but I had to make sure you weren't some creep or something. I know daddy likes to play the big tough guy, but he's really a softie."
As I sat down I said, "Yeah, soft as a block of granite I bet. I've seen smaller buildings than him!"
That brought a genuine laugh and she said, "Well, he's a Navy vet. He did play some football while at the academy. I think defensive tackle."
I laughed and said, "I was thinking that he could be on the Bears as a DT as I stood out there talking to him."