All characters are over the age of 18.
I'm blaming Yvonne if only to assuage my own guilt. My lovely boy, see, there I go again with no provocation whatsoever. My Son had celebrated his eighteenth birthday only the other week. We held a virtual office party to celebrate his coming of age. Yvonne asked me to give him a kiss from her. I pecked him chastely on the cheek.
"That's not a kiss, that's a Mother's kiss," zoomed over the internet.
"I'm his Mother!"
"Pretend!"
I leaned in for a slightly less chaste kiss on my wonderful Son's delicious lips, I didn't plan to make it a long kiss.
"Tongue!"
"Really?"
"Really! You're not his Mother you're me, his Auntie 'Vonne and I'm not really his Auntie so kiss him just like I would!"
I knew exactly how Yvonne would kiss a handsome eighteen year old, I'd seen her at work. Right on the top of his cock then sliding her lips down until they circled the root of his cock and the head was down her throat. Her throat and tongue would massage his entire length until his hot, sticky, delicious, virile semen pulsed out of his big, beautiful balls, thundered up his glorious shaft and jetted out of the end of his magnificent cock-head to cascade down her throat and into her belly. And she's happily married with two beautiful Daughters!
Of course I'd no actual idea as to true magnificence of my wonderful Son's cock nor yet the size of his balls. Not even the quality and quantity of his delicious spunk, but I could dream my naughty dreams, couldn't I? After all I had been indulging in them for a great many years.
My tongue probed and to my utter delight Adam's tongue touched mine. I tried again and there it was, again. I was just getting into it, against my will, you understand when Bill, the Company CEO suggested that he would settle for a firm shake of the hand. I reluctantly eased back and shook my Son's hand quite formally. James and Doug also settled for a firm handshake. Susan needed a kiss, just like Yvonne's. Jeff coughed politely just as I was loosing what little control I had left and asked for a handshake. And so it went on until Janice, the last at the 'party'.
"I'll have a kiss please Adam, like a Son that wasn't kissing his Mother.
Adam stepped in like a Clarke Gable kissing his leading lady! My head swooned, my body went limp and my arms dangled uselessly, c'mon you've all seen the still from the movie, and everyone laughed delightedly.
My 'phone pinged.
'Now tell me your panties aren't wet!' Yvonne challenged.
'I can't!' I sent back.
'I know! Our dirty little secret. Enjoy.'
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It all went right or wrong, depending on whether you are me or my Mum, when I was sixteen and waiting for my GCSE results. Now don't go about setting off the alarm bells and screaming underage sex! Let me finish. There was no sex involved whatsoever, quite the opposite in fact. I got a job! Mum was livid when I told her I had an interview the following day. I was on top of the world, she said I was bloody stupid!
"You've got a good head on your shoulders, get yourself off to University then get a proper job with real prospects not some half arsed job with no future. Don't screw your life up!"
That was always Mum's go to phrase, 'Don't screw your life up!' It was always said with bitterness and in such a way that implied that I had been responsible for her screwed up life.
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I cycled, taking it easy so that I didn't arrive all hot and sweaty, arriving ten minutes early. I had to fill in a simple form with my name, full address and contact 'phone number, then 'walk through that door and take a seat at one of the desks'. It was a vast room with rows and rows of school desks and chairs, many already occupied. I chose to sit at the front and got myself comfortable. The room quickly filled. A guy entered and sat at the desk on the rostrum out front. Silence fell on the room.
"We are not specifically looking for formal, proven qualifications. We are seeking a certain type of person, with an aptitude and more than a hint of particular ability rather than a string of high level qualifications. Having said that the aptitude and ability we are seeking would probably enable you to obtain a string of high level qualifications. I shall place a set of test papers on your desk, face down. You will not turn them over until I give the word. On the back page you are required to enter your full name, address and contact 'phone number. You can complete that while I am distributing the papers. You have one hour to complete all questions. Any questions?"
Twenty minutes later I'm looking around the room trying to catch the invigilators eye.
"Problem?"
"I hope not, I've err finished."
"Excellent! Bring your papers to me and leave quietly. If you haven't heard from us by tomorrow afternoon you can safely assume that you have been unsuccessful in your application. Thank you for attending."
As I walked out the door I had only one thought -- finished a one hour test in twenty minutes, cocked that up good and proper, didn't I. Better start thinking about going to Uni.?
At 3 o'clock that afternoon I received a 'phone call, 'could I attend for stage two the following morning?' I attended stages three and four on subsequent days and was invited for a final interview that evening.
"I have one position at the level we advertised and two others," said the interviewer as the three of us sat in his office, "I'd like each of you to tell me why you think that you should have the position we advertised, would ladies first be unfair?"
"Not if I can first ask a few questions?"
"Ask away."
"Am I correct in thinking that I completed the tests and left the hall first at each session?"
"Yes, by a long way."