I awoke to a firm slap on my ass.
"Wake up, Milo. You're a fucking man!" My father shout-whispered into my ear.
I rolled onto one side and covered my face with a pillow. "Makes no difference," I said to him.
"Makes a difference to us," he assured me. He slapped me on the ass again and left the room. Adonis was my father's husband for twenty-five years, and was the one I called 'Daddy' to not confuse him with my actual dad.
I slid out of bed and slipped on a silk robe. Downstairs, the two of them were waiting for me at the table.
"Look at this piece of shit! Descending the stairs like some prince," Adonis nodded at me. He slapped Dad on the back and they both smiled.
"I'm not a prince," I told them. "And I'm not having cake for breakfast."
"Cake for breakfast?" Dad laughed. "You think Daddy would let you have cake for breakfast?"
Adonis was a health machine. Beneath his smooth skin, he rippled with titanic muscles, and hoped I could amount to his stature one day. "Almost there," Dad always said. And I was closer than ever. I wouldn't have that sullied with breakfast cakes.
"Are you fucking nuts?" Daddy asked with enough rhetoric.
"Not today, but you two might," I flashed a grin and picked an apple from the fridge.
"That's my boy," Adonis said, laughing. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit," I added.
"Who's better at screwing fruits than I?"
"Dad."
"No, no, no. He's the best at being screwed BY fruits."
With that, I spit a chunk of apple from my mouth and onto the table.
"Swallow, you dolt. Oh, and are we still having our gym day today?" Daddy asked.
"Yep. I have nothing better to do," I assured him.
I shouldn't, and couldn't, miss a gym day with Don. I was almost as big and as handsome as he was, and I didn't even come out of his balls. Dad was less sporty, and much less vocal, but probably two-fold as intelligent as Don. When Daddy lifted, Dad painted. When Daddy watched Game of Thrones, Dad read Game of Thrones, and so on.
But opposites attract. And here I am. Though not because opposites attract, since I'm not one of THOSE kids.
I returned upstairs and packed my gym bag as Daddy waited for me. I heard them whispering to each other from my bedroom but I couldn't make out what they were talking about. When I was done, I climbed back down, but they were nowhere to be seen or heard.
I looked around the house a bit, and yelled their names with no reply. We did have a massive house, but not so big as to not hear each other yelling from a distance. So I gave up and left from the front door, hoping they'd realize eventually that I was gone.
To my overwhelming surprise, they were waiting for me outside.
"Are you both insane?" I yelled when I saw what stood behind their bodies. A titanic Hummer, black and matte as midnight, looming over us all.
"We are the most competent nut-fuckers, wouldn't you think?" Daddy asked.
"I don't need this, though!"
"But you deserve it," Dad told me.
Adonis threw me the keys and told me I'd be driving to the gym. Jesus, I'm going to look like such a fucking bad ass. I hugged them both as tightly as I could and kissed them. I said good-bye to Dad as Don and I hopped in the brand new rig.
On the way to the gym, I noticed Daddy eyeing and observing me. After a time he asked,
"So does it drive well?"
"Phenomenal!" I replied. "Look at me, don't I look so hot driving this?"
"Of course you do," he said, with a pinch of probably unintentional calmness. It wasn't a weird question, not in our world at least
The gym couldn't have been emptier on my birthday. Even the DILF that worked at the counter every weekend wasn't there. And he was the only candy I wouldn't mind sucking on within the confines of a gym.
But besides that, the gym was better when it was empty. Daddy and I had more space to work out together. So we got right to it.
When I was done my cardio, I sprung to the weights to do lift with Don. While he was lifting, I did some squats with twenties, and incorrectly today, as it seemed.
"Your back isn't straight, you're cheating," Adonis reminded me. "The less you lean forward, the harder it is. Straighten yourself, boy." He dropped his plates and walked over to me.
"Squat," he demanded, with notable aggression.
Slowly, I lowered my ass to the ground as he kept his palm on my spine.
"Lower," he said.
So I dropped a little lower.
"Lower," he repeated.
So I dropped a little more.
"Too low," he said, as he placed his hand on my ass cheeks and lifted me an inch. A trickle of sweat leaked from my brow and onto the mat.
"Perfect, now lift," he guided me, despite my being able to raise myself.
My cock stirred in my shorts for a brief moment. I tried to suppress it but I didn't think it mattered. Even in the even that Daddy noticed, he'd probably just say "Boys will be boys," or something along those lines.
He let go of my ass and slapped it. "Good boy," he said.