---This story includes sexual scenes of an incestuous nature. All characters participating in said acts are portrayed over the age of eighteen. Please do not read any further if this subject material is offensive to you---
"What happened to your face?" Mom looked up from the stool she was sitting on as Dillon walked into the kitchen the next morning.
Dillon looked around the room to see Aunt Jane almost dive into her coffee cup to hide the guilty look on her face. She was leaning against the counter next to the refrigerator in a cute little ball. Grandma had been sitting next to Mom chattering away about the baking plans for the day. All three women watched intently as he filled a cup of coffee before acting like he didn't know what she was talking about. He explored his chin with his fingers. "What?"
"The side of your face, Honey. It looks like you have hives or something."
"Oh, that." Dillon shrugged as mom took a sip of coffee. "I probably picked up a yeast infection."
Both Mom and Aunt Jane choked on their coffee. Aunt Jane's cup slipped from her fingers to shatter and spill the remainder of the liquid in all directions. Grandma chuckled loudly. Mom was glaring across the kitchen at her perfect angel while she tried to breathe again without coffee spewing from her nose. Dillon smiled and winked at Grandma. His day was starting perfectly. He kissed Grandma on the cheek and got a sharp elbow from Mom as he tried to give her one. Jane dropped to her hands and knees with a towel to try and soak up the coffee. Dillon started picking up pieces of the cup and depositing them in the garbage.
"Dillon!" Mom coughed while she tried to clean up the counter. "You used to be a good boy. What happened to you?"
"Puberty, Mom. It's all your fault. You never taught me how to pick the good ones."
Mom looked at Grandma with an exasperated expression on her face. "What did I do wrong?"
"Nothing. Your baby boy is perfect." Grandma winked at Dillon, still chuckling at the early morning chaos her grandson created.
"Thanks, Grandma. Still love you the most." Dillon said over his shoulder as he slid up beside Jane at the sink. He pecked her cheek and got his second elbow of the day. Her elbow was a lot sharper.
"I don't have a yeast infection, you little worm." Jane hissed under her breath. Her hand went to his cheek and her eyes grew softer. "I'm so sorry I slapped you. Does it hurt?"
"It usually burns and itches. A bit of ointment will clear it up. That's what the commercials say anyway."
He received his third elbow and a roll of the eyes. "You're impossible."
"I'm pretty sure I'm not." He reached across her body for no reason except to graze her breast with his arm. He watched her nipples react instantly. His eyes were full of laughter. "Any regrets?"
Jane sucked in her breath and shot him a look she usually reserved for Kara when she was in her moods. "At the moment? A ton."
"Really? You look like you got a good night's sleep."
She couldn't stop the smile and shook her head in exasperation. "I passed out thanks to you. I don't think I've slept like that in years." A blush crept into her cheeks as she tried to ignore his eyes. "Stop looking at me like that."
"I thought we cleared that up last night. You said you loved the way I looked at you."
"That was last night. You're looking like you want to bend me over the sink in front of your mom. Stop it."
"Would the counter be more comfortable for you?" He pecked her cheek again and let his fingers run across her stomach. Dillon spotted the microwave eyeing him and glared back. To hide his erection, he walked back the way he'd come and slipped into the half bath. He readjusted and made sure his T-shirt was loose enough to almost hide the damn thing.
When Dillon returned to the kitchen, the view of his Uncle's ass greeted him. He was bent down picking up a large chunk of cookie. "Hey, Uncle Rick. How'd that escape?"
"Morning." Uncle Rick blew invisible dust from the cookie and popped it into his mouth. "It's a mystery. They usually don't. What are you up to, today?"
"The mall. I'm taking the girls out so they don't start throwing furniture around with their minds. How about you?"
"Parts hunting for the roadster. Your Dad's tracked down an engine block that looks good. We're headed out in a few minutes to check it out. You sure you don't want to go with us? The mall sounds like hell on earth."
"No thanks. I promised Kara. I don't think I can stay awake for the next two weeks until you guys leave. I'm pretty sure I'd wake up with her standing over top of me with a chainsaw."
"Good call. That girl has one mood these days. Homicidal. Where's my grandson?"
"Crapping my bed." Dillon said with mock disgust. "I woke up on the couch last night and when I finally got to bed, there he was. I don't know how he did it, but he had a cute little blonde chick passed out beside him."
"That's my boy."
"Morning." Alexis' puffy and tired face appeared with the rest of her body wrapped in a fuzzy red robe. Her eyes scanned the crowd and finally settled on Dillon. They slid away when he wiggled his eyebrows at her over his coffee cup. She gave Grandma a hug and then Mom.
"Oh, Wow! You need a shower, Honey." Mom waved her hand in front of her nose. "You smell like a Wildebeest."
"Thanks, Mom." She flicked her mom's hair and headed into the kitchen.
It was Dillon's turn to spit up his coffee. He didn't know why he was blushing. The look Alexis flashed him had chainsaws and badgers all over it. Tears were rolling down his face when she took his coffee cup away from him and smacked him in the back of the head.