---This story includes sexual scenes of an incestuous nature. All characters participating in said acts are portrayed over the age of eighteen. Please do not read any further if this subject material is offensive to you---
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Dillon left Samantha in his room while he wandered back into the house. Grandma was inspecting the contents of the oven and gave him a smile when she saw him enter. Peeking over her shoulder, he pecked her cheek and examined the oven.
"Morning, Grandma. What's that?"
"Good morning, Dillon. It's a breakfast quiche. You'll love it."
"You do know I'm a boy, don't you Grandma?"
"My one and only. You'll love it. I promise."
Snagging a handful of gingerbread cookies, he pecked her cheek again and headed out of the kitchen. "Uh-huh. Even if I do, I'll pretend not to. Pops already thinks I'm just another granddaughter. If I start liking chick food, I might as well start wearing dresses."
Dillon found Alexis curled up on the couch beside Mom and Aunt Jane. Their chatter died down when he entered. He eyed them suspiciously, but couldn't tell what their little minds were hiding. Alexis gave him a pouty glare and squirmed a little in her puffy robe. Aunt Jane's lip curled up and then disappeared behind her hand.
"Good morning, Mr. Dillon. How's the wrapping going?" Jane asked.
"Horrible. I found the one thing I suck at. I'm gonna need Lex's help. If I have to do it, I'll start duct taping everything. I don't know why I bother. You'll all pretend to love them and then rush out to exchange them for something you just can't live without. Like your sixtieth pair of shoes that look just like the other fifty-nine. It's such a waste. Men don't even realize women have feet."
"And you're single. I wonder why."
"I guess I'm just too much man. No one can contain such a sexy package like me. I'm perfectly chiseled, embarrassingly modest, and rarely fart during sex. I'm the trifecta."
Jane's mouth flew open as she shot a glare at him. She had to stand up to try and stop her cheeks from coloring. She closed on him to deliver a gentle cuff to his head. It was a lot softer then normal. Maybe he was growing on her. With her back to Mom and Alexis, she gave him a shy happy smile before heading towards the kitchen. "Yea, you're the trifecta all right."
He gave Alexis his best puppy dog eyes and motioned for her to come with him. She shook her head and tried to stay mad at him for last night. Kneeling at her feet, he stuck out his bottom lip. His hands accidentally found her thighs while his thumbs began to caress just to the inside. He felt her whole body tense up. She tried to glare, but her eyelids fluttered instead. He knew he had her when he saw her bottom lip start to shake.
"Please, Sis. Do me this one favor and I'll do whatever silly favor you ask. I'll be your slave. You'll love it. I promise. I hate wrapping presents. It's more fun unwrapping. Please."
"Since when did you stop calling her Beanpole?" Mom was smiling at the two of them playing nice for a change.
"Since she finally kicked me in the balls the other day. Apparently she has boobies now. And her boobies demand respect. They're all perky and everything. She can't stop showing them to me. It's like Mardi Gras around here. It's awesome."
Alexis gasped and kicked out at him. He was already chuckling as Mom yelled at him.
"Dillon! What's wrong with you? I knew I should have spanked you more when you were little."
"Don't worry, Mom. I get spanked plenty." He choked back another chuckle when her eyes widened and then narrowed to a perturbed glare.
"Dillon!" She snapped. "Knock it off."
"What? It's Christmas. I have to be naughty and nice. I make sure to spank them back. It's all about the reciprocation in a loving and caring relationship. Didn't you teach me that?"
"Fine, I'll help you." Alexis gave in to stop his hands from moving higher. Her breath was already short and choppy.
Dillon pulled her to her feet and tossed her over his shoulder. Mom was grumbling something under her breath as Alexis squealed in protest. She kicked a bit and punched him in the ass as hard as she could. It only caused him to chuckle and smack hers back. They met grandma on the way out of the kitchen. She got a kiss on the cheek from both of them. Jane was staring out the window at the sink when they entered. She turned to look at the pair with her arms crossed. Dillon noticed the sharp outline of her nipples through her shirt and his smile got even bigger. They were perfectly aroused. She gave him an exasperated look and a shrug before covering them up.
He dropped his sister and pushed her towards the backdoor. "Sammy's out there waiting for you. I'll be out in a minute."
Alexis obeyed with a bit of disappointment aimed at him from over her shoulder. He gave her a reassuring smile and turned to open the fridge. When the backdoor closed he straightened up with a handful of grapes. Turning around, he saw Jane staring at him. She hadn't moved from the sink. Dillon smiled when he realized she'd been checking him out. He returned the favor in slow motion.
"Morning, Janie. You look like you have the same problem I have."
He looked at the door again and then the other room to make sure they were alone. He walked around the corner towards the half-bath swinging his hips like a girl and aiming the demurest smile he could over his shoulder. All he got was a snickering laugh, so it must have sucked. There was a small stub wall blocking anyone from seeing the door to the bathroom. He was leaning against it with his hand pressed to the wall behind him when Jane arrived. Her hands were clasped together at her stomach
"And what's that, Mr. Trifecta?"
With another peek to make sure they were alone, he reached out and took her hands and put them on his hips. Dillon caught her hip and gently pull her against him. He smiled when her tongue came out to lick her bottom lip. His erection was pressed tightly between them.
"I'm as happy to see you as you are to see me."