This is my
last minute
entry for the Literotica Nude Day contest. I was a little late getting to the party and had to write this one a bit quicker than I would have wanted. I hope you enjoy the little jaunt into my perverted mind.
A quick, grateful thank you to my editor, Skye4Life, for editing this on short notice.
This story contains accidental, and intentional incest, as well as exhibitionism.
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"Do you guys know of any place that's hiring?" I asked as I slid into a bar-stool next to my friends.
"What, did that big promotion fall through?" John asked from beside me as he sipped on his beer.
"Sort of." I sighed, holding up a finger to signal the bartender for a beer. "You remember that blonde chick from my office that I showed you a pic of? Well I fucked her, and the whole thing was caught on surveillance."
"Did you get a copy of it?" Mark asked, leaning forward to see me from the other side of John.
"No," I said flatly, ignoring his usual one-tracked mind. "I got fired."
"You should have asked for a copy," Mark said taking a swig of his beer. "Hello, severance?"
"You know," I said with a snarky tone. "I had more pressing things on my mind, like how I'm going to pay my rent without a job."
"You know what you should do," Mark continued. "get a job over at the Fenyx lounge. They pay dudes big bucks to fuck chicks on a stage."
"That's just a myth," I told him. "People have been whispering that for years."
"No myth bro," he said before lowering his voice conspiratorially. "I've seen it. Two people were on the stage, wearing nothing but these masks, and this dude just went to town on her."
"And how the hell did you get into the Fenyx?" John asked, just as much disbelieving as I. "That place is so exclusive, you have to know somebody who knows somebody, and then you have to have a seven figure bank balance just to apply for membership."
John wasn't exaggerating. The Fenyx was the most exclusive club in town. It was all for stupidly rich socialites, and what went on behind those doors since their founding had been a closely guarded secret. There were rumors of course. Some claimed they had live sex shows, two strangers wearing nothing but masks, paid to fuck for their entertainment. Other rumors said that they were Satan worshipers and conducted secret rituals they didn't want anyone to see. There were many more theories, but the Satan thing was the most believable.
"The owner of my company took me last week," Mark claimed quietly. "I closed a huge account with West Coast Medical that everyone had been gunning for. It was his way of saying thank you."
"So you're saying you went and saw a live sex show at the Fenyx last week, and we're just now hearing about it?" John asked eyeing him. "I call bullshit."
"Me too," I nodded. "Hey John, do you think you could get me a part time gig working at the warehouse or something?" I asked, pulling away from Mark's delusions. "Anything is better than nothing right now."
"It's not bullshit," Mark persisted over me. "I didn't say anything because I knew you fuckers wouldn't believe me. I guess I was right."
"If you told us right away, we still wouldn't have believed you," John said shaking his head.
"In the words of our fallen forefathers,
screenshot or it didn't happen,"
I said, taking a long pull from my beer.
"Fuck you, cock gobblers," Mark shot, looking offended. "I would have taken pictures, but they don't let people bring in their phones."
"A likely story," John continued, screwing with Mark even further.
"I'm with John, buddy. Besides, how would they even find people to do that?" I asked skeptically. "Just post an add in the paper? Craigslist? You know, '
Looking for desperate people to fuck on stage? Fatties need not apply?'"
I asked, unable to control my laughter towards the end.
"They have a job posting on their website. It's all vague and shit, something about performers, or entertainers..." he countered, ineffectively.
"Whatever, losers," I said pounding the last of my beer. "I'm out. I gotta help Krista move the rest of her shit before it gets too late.
"You just got here!" Mark exclaimed.
"I could only stay for one drink," I said.
"You are so whipped, and you're not even getting any," Mark ribbed, trying to gain back some of his dignity.
"That's my sister dude, gross," I said standing and pulling some cash from my wallet and tossing it on the bar.
"The only thing that's gross, are the things I would do for just the chance with her," Mark said wishfully. "Now that she's left that douche-bag, do you think you could put in a good word for me?"
"Not gonna happen," I said turning to walk towards the exit. "Let me know if you find something for me John."
"Will do buddy," he said while Mark continued over him.