If you have read all 6 previous parts then I thank you for your patience and fortitude. If you are just dipping into the series at this point I have to suggest you go back and start at the beginning as I'm not sure you will follow what's going on.
LB
The Lab Rats 7: Shooting Rats in a Barrel
Previously
Chapter 55
The tapping on his window was enough to wake Alex and he looked with bleary eyes at the cause of the sound, a policeman. The sight of the uniformed PC kicked his brain into gear as he nervously wound down his window trying to work out where he was.
"Hello, officer, what I can do for you?"
"Well, sir, I was just checking to make sure everyone is all right. This road is a bit out of the way and we don't patrol here very often but I passed by here last night and saw your empty car so thought I would just check back this morning before I go off shift as we worry about strange vehicles left near RAF Fylingdales. Could I have your name please and are you the registered keeper of this car.
"Err... Alex Jackson... and yes, I am the owner."
The policeman looked at his PDA device and nodded before looking at the back seat.
So, is every thing OK, Miss, Ma'am?"
Alex, who had not realised there was anyone else in the car, turned in confusion to look at the back seat to see his mother and sister staring at the policeman. They nodded in unison like automatons but the confused look on their faces did not change. The policeman looked back at Alex and then back at the two passengers trying to work out the dynamic between them and whether they were with him voluntarily.
"Have you been drinking sir?"
Alex tried to remember what he had done the previous evening but the whole thing was a blank and his answer was hesitant.
"I don't... think so... Mum... Sask... have I been drinking...?"
The automaton response continued as the two women turned their heads to look at each other and then back to the policeman before shaking their heads in unison.
He could see the officer looking at them and then back at him with suspicion and he knew he was likely to get breathalysed but for the life of him he was not even able to say why he was on this road or where he was going.
"Ahh... these are your family members... OK... "
Alex could see the officer trying to gauge whether the fact that it was a family group made it any more or less likely that they had been abducted against their will.
"Can I see your driving licence please sir... oh excuse me..."
His radio squawked and he stepped away as he keyed the mike.
"Alpha Charlie responding..."
Whatever was said on the radio caused him to turn and run back to his patrol car which took off with blue lights flashing. The three occupants breathed a sigh of relief, not because they felt they had done anything wrong but there were large parts of their story they were unable to explain at that precise moment.
The siblings were dreading any comment from their mother who they knew tended to overreact when things did not go strictly according to plan, but her first words surprised them both.
"Well sweetie, I suggest we get the hell out of Dodge before he comes back and breathalyses you and does a body-cavity search on both of us for Smack or Crack!"
Saskia was the first to respond.
"Who are you and what have you done with our mother?"
Rowan stuck her tongue out at her daughter and giggled. Alex liked this new version of his mother and smiled at her in the mirror.
"Good idea, Mum, but where are we, where are we going and why? Sask, do you have any idea."
His sister looked confused but this was because she could not believe that her brother did not know where they are going.
"Dummy! How could you forget? We're going cousin Lucy's wedding at the Moorside Hotel and Spa... Oh that's a point... why am I with you guys 'coz I thought I was going with Dad? The last thing I remember is... fuck... having breakfast, then I went to uni... then... going back to the house... to get my stuff together..."
"Mind your language, Saskia Jackson... but as for why you are with us... I have no idea... unless your twat of a father cocked up again and suggested you come over to York because he was going to be late or something... why are you looking at me like that, Alex?"
Her son was smirking at her and struggling not to laugh.
"You do know what the word 'twat' really means? If so it's a bit rich calling out Sask for using the F-bomb."
His mother screwed up her nose and stuck her tongue out at him which he found cute and appealing.
"Do as I say, not as I do... anyway, he is a twat!"
Saskia giggled and hugged her mum to her side.
"Yep, you are definitely not the Rowan Jackson I know."
Her mother looked puzzled.
"That doesn't sound right... I thought I was Rowan Edwards... but you two are definitely Jacksons so I guess I must be as well."
Saskia looked surprised.
"You are using your maiden name? Why's that?"
Rowan searched her mind but could not come up with a reason so made a joke.
"Maybe the twat and I got divorced it would serve him right... what?
Her daughter shot her a disapproving look.
"Poor taste, Mum, and I rather hope you would have told us before now, don't you think Bro?"
Alex looked at his sister with a puzzled look.
"Umm... I'm pretty sure I knew she was using her maiden name... but I'm still a bit confused about the wedding as I thought that had already happened."
It was Rowan's turn to look at him like he was an idiot.
"How could it... you only picked me up from the station yesterday afternoon and then we went back to your flat with the horrible grey tiles in the bathroom..."
The siblings rolled their eyes as this was more like the mother they were used to.
"... but after that I can't remember a damn thing."