David Moreno finds things becoming surreal as a relic of antiquity collides with his everyday life. He finally figures out what is going on and tries to turn the tables. But watch out ...
See No Evil: Contains sexually explicit and politically incorrect material. If you shouldn't be reading this, or if it might offend you, simply stop now.
Legalese: All actors and actresses are over the age of consent. Proof of age is on file. Any similarity of any character, event or place to any actual person, event or place, is purely coincidental. This is all fantasy, and the actors are all professionals -- do not try any of this at home.
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Author's Rambling: This story comes in two parts, a yin swing and a yang swing -- the acolyte at the beginning of the tale will tell you that this is the way of the universe.
Live well!
13. Loose Cannons and Loose Ends
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By 4:00, the Lyons and Hartcliffe building had already put in a reconciliatory call to their rebellious daughter company across the street.
"Hello? Is this Moreno's son?"
"This is David."
"David, this is Charles Gillespy. We'd like to discuss, uhm ... terms."
"Mmmm ... nah."
"C'mon! How can these men go home to their wives dressed like ... THIS?!"
"Well, maybe it will teach them a lesson."
"How can they go home to their daughters?! To their sons? That look up to them?! As role models, David?! How CAN they?!"
"Well, you shoulda thought of that before you shot your mouth off to my mother."
"How can I play golf in a garter and heels, man?!"
David smiled, practically able to see Gillespy, holding the phone in both hands, shouting that last into it, his face purple with impotent rage.
"He's up to something, David," Kelsey said again, nodding her head with squinted eyes.
"Tell you what, Chuck -- you don't mind if I call you Chuck -- have your surrender party over here by 4:30 and I'll see how generous I can be."
"Awright," Gillespy grunted, then hung up.
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At 4:30, Gillespy, Bryant, Ashford, Elaine and Min Li were assembled at a conference room in their competitors' building. The men were dressed in just women's lingerie.
David entered with his mother, Kelsey, Mulholland, Katie and Paul Before much breathing could be done, he held the penis up and wished, "Let the women in this room be immune to the scent of my cum." Otherwise, it would be hard to get anything done with the writhing female flesh in the room.
"Cunt-fuck!" Min Li squealed at her five-minute mark and covered her mouth with her hand.
David kept the penis raised for another wish: "Also, let truth be spoken here."
"Shit!" Gillespy cursed.
David lowered the penis.
"I oughtta have you whacked," Gillespy muttered. He realized that he had said it out loud, but he stood there by his words like a soldier. In a garter, hose and bra..
David shrugged. "And I oughtta make your butt crave cock. But ... we'll see how the meeting goes."
"I have such a GOOD boy," Lydia muttered her thoughts.
"Bitch," Min Li snarled. "I've already sucked twelve guys because of your son!"
"Muff ... muff ... muff ... muff ... muff ... muff ...," Paul quietly chanted his thoughts.
"Hey, Steve, nice butt," Bryant told Ashford.
"Freak!" Ashford said as he stepped away from the freak.
"I wish David would be my boyfriend," Kelsey said softly.
"This just isn't right," Mulholland shook her head. "Not any of it."
"Ohgod, I'm creaming myself again," Elaine complained.
And so on.
"Before we discuss terms," David tried to focus the meeting. "What were you, Bryant and Ashford meeting about his morning?"
"Yeah," Kelsey chimed in, crossing her arms, "What are you UP to?"
"Well, we're draining the retirement fund dry," Gillespy said. Dammit, he hadn't meant to reveal that!
