All names and characters contained herein are fictitious and do not intentionally relate to any person, either living or dead. This story is a work of fiction, a fantasy, so read it with a grain of salt and an open mind.
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I approached the pulpit wearing my Sunday best. Three piece Brooks Brothers suit in a muted charcoal with light pinstriping. White starched, pressed, Polo dress shirt complemented by a sharp, deep red silk Hermes tie. With Bible in one hand and sermon notes in the other, I strode forward purposefully to the huge, wooden pulpit standing before the congregation of over five hundred Sunday worshippers.
I set my instruments of salvation on the broad lectern before me and prepared myself to feed my saints with God-given words of Biblical knowledge. I paused momentarily as if to compose myself and looked down upon my Angel. She was crouched inside the pulpit peering up at me intently with her large, clear, blue eyes. Her thick blonde hair was parted in the middle and divided into two long, streaming pigtails. Blue barrettes held her bangs back from her sweet, freckled, heart-shaped face. Her braces twinkled at me as she smiled mischievously and reached forward with one small hand towards my trouser zipper.
Today's sermon was built upon the scripture, "Gird up the loins of thy mind" (1 Peter 1:13). Very appropriate, I thought, as Angel slowly, quietly brought the zipper down. Her hand reached inside my trousers and grasped my stiff, fully engorged seven-and-a-half inch prick. Pulling it out, she simply squeezed it, looked up at me, and licked her luscious eighteen year old lips in anticipation. Angel had turned eighteen the week before and was adamant in displaying how grown-up she could be.
I nodded almost imperceptibly and began my sermon. The congregation sat up in rapt attention and I laid the groundwork for today's lesson. To understand "gird up the loins", one must be a student of Biblical times. In that marvelous age, the men wore layers of robes-- a long outer robe and a shorter undergarment robe.