The Quality of Mercy, First Story
By Alex Barton
Prologue
London, England, 1889
I like to think readers who have invested time and money in purchasing this privately printed memoir will indulge me for a moment to introduce what I have called 'The Affair of the Saxon Cross'.
Despite what Mr. Sherlock Holmes might think of the London Constabulary, as chronicled in the 'Strand Magazine' by his friend and colleague Dr. John Watson, my associates and I are not amiable buffoons. We might not be able to tell the difference between one hundred types of tobacco ash or deduce that a chap has just returned from Blackpool, has a mistress in Paris and spent five years prospecting for diamonds in South Africa from the appearance of lint on his breast pocket, but we have our methods. Mine are native cunning, a network of reliable informants, many as criminal as those they inform on, and a revolver which I carry in a purpose-made shoulder holster under my jacket. To subdue particularly stubborn miscreants I use a small but highly effective bludgeon, and the Marquess of Queensberry himself taught me how to lay out a bigger and stronger opponent.
My reminiscences differ from those of Dr. Watson in that they deal with obvious facts, not deductive reasoning. I have the greatest respect for Mr. Holmes but his interest lies in thwarting the schemes of jewel thieves, devious blackmailers and traitors to the British Empire. What happens to them once he has handed them over to Scotland Yard is not his concern. I, on the other hand, have been charged by the Metropolitan Police Commissioner with the apprehension of thieves, rapists and murderers and then ensuring justice is served by watching the trapdoor open beneath their feet at Newgate Prison. Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson are not expected to see their investigations through to the bitter end: I have no choice. This has made me aware that, in certain circumstances, I have the power to display Shakespeare's 'quality of mercy', as I shall explain later in this account.
The focus in Dr. Watson's accounts of the exploits of Mr. Holmes and himself is on the application of intellect and deductive reasoning to the pursuit of crime; my memoirs are more concerned with the criminal body, particularly the female body...
And lastly I should add that Dr. Watson understood that it would hardly be appropriate to use my real name in his stories, not only because it would make my job considerably more difficult but also, when the good doctor intimates how readily Holmes outwitted the police, it would have engendered a degree of ridicule from my colleagues and the general public. He therefore chose the French-sounding name of 'Lestrade' for the policeman in his stories. I, on the other hand, would prefer to use my real name in this account, which is Detective Inspector Frank Tench (Retired), of the Criminal Investigation Department, Scotland Yard.
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The Affair of the Saxon Cross
Chapter One
It was a fine Spring morning in the metropolis and I sat at my kitchen table reading The Daily Telegraph with a pot of tea, fresh-baked bread, butter and Fortnum & Mason's thick cut orange marmalade at my elbow. I have always enjoyed breakfast because it is an interval before the demands of the day have to be met and this morning I had shaved and bathed as quietly as I could, hoping not to wake my 18-year-old granddaughter Henrietta, known to everyone as Hetty, who has lived with me since her parents died in the summer of '75 from enteric fever contracted from a contaminated water supply. Hetty survived because she was staying with me at the time: had she been home in the bosom of her family she, like them, would have ended up occupying the family vault in Highgate Cemetery. That I lost my beloved daughter and her husband was bad enough; that I might also have lost Hetty was unthinkable.
I took my fob watch from the pocket of my bathrobe, clicked it open and checked the time. 7.30am, so another hour before my housekeeper, Mrs. Ansell, was due. Excellent, I thought, plenty of time for what I had in mind. A widowed lady who worked for my Aunt Matilda for many years, when my dear aunt passed away I inherited Mrs. Ansell along with a fashionable mews house in Chelsea and a substantial annual income. I should add, for those of a logical frame of mind, that my inheritance was the reason I was able to retire at the age of 55. God bless dear Aunt Matilda.
Despite greatly looking forward to my darling granddaughter's entrance in search of toast and tea before Mrs. Ansell escorted her to the Brompton Academy for Young Ladies, I noticed an item on the front page of the newspaper which caught my attention.
'ROBBERIES CONTINUE AT KING'S CROSS STATION' the headline read and I scanned quickly through the account. In every theft the value of the items stolen was considerable, the thefts took place on the concourse of the station, and the criminals seemingly vanished from under the noses of the railway police and members of the local constabulary. According to the reporter the authorities were baffled and I decided it would be worth my while to take an investigative interest, a license which the Police Commissioner granted retired senior detectives provided they did not impede inquiries being carried out by serving officers. I believed, given the recent incidence of crime in the city, that despite the King's Cross thefts attracting the attention of the popular press, my former colleagues would be focused on cases which involved actual bodily harm, which this case did not.
I heard the delightful sound of singing coming from the bathroom and smiled. My dear miss had obviously decided she wanted her breakfast tea in the bath as she sometimes did and she knew I would be only too willing to oblige. Five minutes later, carrying a pot of tea arranged on a tray with a freshly picked rose from my small but lovingly-tended garden which is my pride and joy as an oasis of color and calm away from the dirt and grime of the mighty metropolis, I climbed the stairs, pausing only to open the door and seat myself on the wooden chair Hetty had already placed by the tub, knowing her grandfather so very well.
"Good morning, darling," I said, leaning down to kiss my granddaughter gently on the lips.
Her blue eyes met mine and she paused from where she was playing her fingers between her open legs, her clitoris standing proud of its hood, the creamy slopes of her pert breasts half-submerged in the lavender-scented bubbles. Hetty's nipples were too tempting to resist and I bent my head, unconcerned that my beard went into the suds, and sucked one between my lips, loving the sound of her delighted laughter followed by a soft intake of breath as she sighed with pleasure.