THE TIN CAN
This little story has its basis in fact, though it has been significantly embellished. All characters are over 18. I may have left some wriggle room for a sequel if there's any interest, but since this is only my second story on LW, I have no great expectations.
I sat on the old cane chair on the verandah, shielded from the light, with a 12 gauge Browning auto shotgun in my lap. It held five shells of buckshot -- probably not enough firepower to kill, but enough to cause considerable distress. Car headlights paused briefly at the farm's entry gate, a door slammed and it continued slowly along the driveway towards the house.
The door slammed closed and a lone male emerged, skipping to the door with a tin can in his hand. As he was about to knock on the door, I called him.
"I have a shotgun aimed at you and at this range, I can't miss. Put the tin can down very slowly by the door and listen carefully. All tin can visits are cancelled, effective immediately. If any uninvited people turn up here, with or without a tin can, they will be greeted as you have been greeted, with a 12 gauge shotgun. Pass the word along. Understood?"
"Uhh, yes, I think so."
"YOU THINK SO? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
"Yes, yes I understand," the young man stammered.
"That's good. You have five seconds to get back into your car and fuck off. Now GO!"
I grinned as the young guy ran as though the devil himself was chasing him down and to add to his misery I fired off a shot over his head. The car burst into life and in a spray of dry earth, flew back down the driveway and onto the main road, disappearing into the distance.
With a deep sigh, I shouldered the shotgun and made my way inside to where mother waited for me.
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Early that morning, I packed my stuff into the car and left my university digs for the last time. I completed my degree in Agricultural Science at the ripe old age of 22. After a hot three-hour drive from the city to my hometown I decided to stop by the local pub for an ale or two before heading home.
The bar was typical of most country pubs -- dimly lit, several televisions blaring out the races, football and cricket going on around the country and groups of young men intent on spending the afternoon as a journey into oblivion. Setting myself onto an empty stool, I ordered a beer and quietly surveyed the scene around me. Three young blokes nearby had obviously been there a while.
"It's bloody true I tell you," his voice raised, "This bird waits until her husband is away and puts a tin can on the gatepost by the road. If the tin can is on the post, she's open for visitors. She's also one of the hottest fucks I've ever had -- and I've had a few."
The trio vanished for a while, returning an hour or so later, having topped up on alcohol elsewhere in the meantime . Apparently the subject of their earlier discussion still remained unresolved.
The guy with the loud mouth, trying desperately to reinforce his credibility, went into detail.
"OK you guys. You drive down the SouthWest road about 12 miles, and there's a farm house on the left, about one hundred yards or so back from the road. It has a wide driveway which connects to the road between two bright white gateposts. There is a gate there, but I've never seen it closed. Anyway, when hubby's out of town, she puts a red tin can on top of one of the gate posts to say she's available."
I did a double take. Our home is about twelve miles down the SouthWest road. Our driveway is wide and it is flanked by a pair of gleaming white posts that we paint at the start of every summer. What the hell?
Deciding to take the bull by the horns, I cleared my throat and muscled my way into the group.
"Couldn't help but overhear your conversation. I wasn't really eavesdropping but you were kinda loud, you know. Does the woman you're talking about take on anyone at all or does she only open up to certain visitors?"
"Anyone can try mate, but I know she's sent a few guys on their way. She doesn't like drunks and abusive people. She's never turned me down and I have to tell you mate, she's a much better fuck than the missus. You're a young, good looking fella-- why don't you give her a try?"
Although I was seething inside, I smiled at the guy and answered him before knocking back the last swig of my beer.
"Maybe I will, mate. Maybe I will."
I stormed out of the bar, fired up the car and took off like a rally driver. Ten minutes later I pulled up alongside our entry gate, and sure enough, a brightly painted red tin can sat atop our pristine white gatepost. I gathered it up and jumping back into the driver's seat, headed for the house.
Mother was not expecting me for another week or so. To say she was surprised when I walked through the door would be an understatement. She was dressed in a sheer baby doll nighty that left nothing to the imagination.
"Hi Mother," I smiled.
"What are you doing home. You're not supposed to finish your course until next week."
"Nice to see you too, Mother dear. I completed my final thesis three weeks ago and so I was able to leave after yesterday's final exams. By the way, do you always dress like this in the afternoon?"
"Well actually Charlie, I'm feeling a little off right now," she blushed. "I think I need to get to bed."
"As I thought!" I growled at her, revealing the tin can which I had kept hidden behind my back. "I think I'll join you. Or is your time only available to strangers?"
I had to give her credit. She looked me squarely in the eye as she lied her teeth off.
"Charlie, I don't know what you're talking about."
"Sure you do Mother," I shot back at her. "When Dad's away, you advertise your availability with this can on the gatepost. I hope you've been responsible and selective. It would be horrible if you greeted Dad's homecoming with some sort of an STD."
Her head drooped and her eyes teared up, making me feel a little guilty for confronting her. Mother stands around five foot three and is one of those beautiful things that come in small packages. Perfectly proportioned, smart, proud of her appearance and sexy as hell. She couldn't know that I've secretly spied on her in the bathroom, I've seen her in her room getting dressed and I've stood outside her closed bedroom door listening intently while she and Dad made love. In short, I worshipped her and today's revelation was breaking me up.