Donnie waited patiently as Jenna spoke quietly with the pharmacist. She was holding a pregnancy test in her hand and asking questions in hushed tone. Clearly, Jenna was beautiful. If he didn't know any better, Jenna could have passed as his mother's younger sister. They had the same svelte build and delicate features. Everything about her was eerily similar to his mother down to the slender curves and thin lips. The only difference was her bright blue eyes which he could not see at the moment. Donnie looked down at his bag. There was a box of condoms inside. He wished that his mother would use a pregnancy test. After last night's endless sex session in the honeymoon room, Donnie had a nagging feeling that his mother was probably pregnant with his love child.
Jenna thanked the pharmacist and walked to Donnie in her tight jeans and expensive blouse. Even though she dressed a rich college girl, Jenna did not put up a haughty air of superiority like some of the girls Donnie had met. There was something different about Jenna. She seemed to be overly paranoid at men. Still, Jenna decided to ride with him in one of Mr. Crumb's company cars to the drugstore.
"Is everything okay?" asked Donnie.
"I'm not pregnant," said Jenna with a smile.
"That's great," said Donnie.
"I'm so glad," said Jenna, "I didn't think he was going to come inside me."
"It happens," said Donnie sheepishly.
Jenna gave Donnie a knowing smile. He blushed.
"Were you sleeping with your mom?" asked Jenna.
"Yes," said Donnie.
His honesty baffled Jenna. She had expected at least some lengthy explanation or even a complete denial. Instead, Donnie just answered in the affirmative with little no emotion.
"Aren't you going to ask me if I was sleeping with my dad?" asked Jenna.
"No," said Donnie.
"Do you think I'm a slut?" asked Jenna.
"I can't say anything," said Donnie.
"Why not?" asked Jenna, "Everyone else says I'm a slut."
"One," said Donnie, "I don't know who you are."
"I'm your half-sister," said Jenna.
"Two," said Donnie, "I was having sex with my mom."
Jenna looked at me with surprise. Obviously she was expecting the usual runaround. Maybe the college boys in her life gave her the runaround.
"I've never met anyone like you," said Jenna.
"I've never met my sister," said Donnie.
"I also heard I had another half-brother," said Jenna.
Donnie rolled his eyes upwards. Jenna seemed surprised.
"He's completely the opposite of me," said Donnie, "Sorry to disappoint you."
Opening the car door, Donnie let Jenna sit down on the passenger side. He noticed that Jenna was watching him closely, but he smiled broadly. She seemed genuinely surprised.
"I could have done that," said Jenna.
"Sorry," said Donnie, "My momma taught me differently."
She giggled and sat down. She continued to watch him as he walked around the car. She also watched him as he drove them back to Mr. Crumb's office.
"You are different," said Jenna, "I've never met a momma's boy."
"There's more of us than we'd like to admit," said Donnie.
"Most of the guys I've met don't know how to treat a woman right," said Jenna.
"What about your dad?" asked Donnie.
"He's the only one," said Jenna.
"Is that why you were being so nice to him?" asked Donnie.
"You can say it," said Jenna.
"What can I say?" asked Donnie.
"I was fucking my dad," said Jenna, "And I'm not ashamed of that."
Donnie shrugged his shoulders.
"I can't be judgmental," said Donnie, "I was having sex with my mom."
Jenna giggled.
"Do you like older women?" asked Jenna, "Most of the guys I date don't like older women."
"I don't normally date younger women," said Donnie.
"Why not?" asked Jenna.
Once more, Donnie shrugged his shoulders. He frowned. It was not a question was ready to answer.
"I don't know," said Donnie, "Most of them run away."
"Why? Do have AIDS or herpes?" asked Jenna.
"No," said Donnie, "I wish it was that simple."
"I want to know," said Jenna.
"Why do you want to know?" asked Donnie.
"I'm your sister," said Jenna, "Of course I want to know."
"You're just trying to be nice to me," said Donnie.
"Maybe," said Jenna, "But now I'm curious."
"They think I'm a freak," said Donnie.
"Why?" asked Jenna.
"I'm just like your dad," said Donnie.
Jenna immediately corrected Donnie's statement. She was very serious.
"He's your dad, too," said Jenna.
"That's why I look a lot like him naked," said Donnie.
At that, Jenna laughed. Donnie looked at Jenna with curiosity. Why was she laughing? Donnie wanted to know.
"What's so funny?" asked Donnie.
"If have a cock as big as my dad," said Jenna, "I'd be jumping on your lap."
"Sorry," said Donnie, "They usually run away."
"Really?" asked Jenna, "I find that hard to believe."
"It's true," said Donnie, "My mom is the first woman who didn't run away from me when I pulled down my pants."
"Are you serious?" asked Jenna, "You were a virgin."
Donnie sighed. It was not something he wanted to admit to his newly discovered sister.
"Yes," said Donnie, "I hope you're not too disappointed."
"No," said Jenna, "That's great."
"Really?" asked Donnie, "Why do you say that?"
"You see," said Jenna, "You don't know where the boys have been. Most guys never get tested for any diseases."
"That's nasty," said Donnie, "So what do you do?"
"That's another reason why I started having sex with my dad," said Jenna, "At least I know he goes to the doctor and gets check out. You never know what you can catch out there."
"I agree," said Donnie.