Dressed in a stocking cap, scarf, and parka in the school colors, Greg Beckett was lingering at the door for a moment and looking back at the women in his life.
"Are you two sure you don't want to come?"
Sprawled across the living room recliner in one of those positions that only a teenager could possibly get into - or even want to, Dana was too busy channel surfing to even look around him. Her mother though nodded emphatically as she came into the room, a mug of hot coffee in her hand.
"Very sure, thank you."
It would take more than that to get Greg to throw in the towel though. "Oh, come on! You two'll have loads of fun!"
The eighteen year old girl looked up at last, raising a sardonic eyebrow. "It'll be fun to sit in sub-zero temperatures, completely exposed to the wind and the rain for about three hours?" She waited just a moment to let the absurdity of what he'd said sink in, then added the zinger, "Dad, they're talking about it sleeting!"
"Oh, come on," he laughed. "I know it's going to be a little brisk, but it's weather like this that let's you know you're alive!"
"It's weather like this that gives you pneumonia."
Greg could obviously see defeat looming and started grasping at straws. "But this is going to be a once in a lifetime experience, honey!"
"Of course, it isn't, Greg," his wife Loretta chuckled. "Bartlett University and Stafford College play each other every single year. If the weather's better, maybe we'll go with you next year." That idea earned a derisive snort from the girl in the recliner.
"But this is going to be the best game ever! Bartlett's got that speedster running back Tyrone Beck, but you can't discount the arm on Stafford's quarterback . . ."
Dana groaned loudly, cutting him off. "Face the facts, Dad. Neither of us are even remotely interested in a stupid game like football."
"Stupid!" Greg couldn't help but bristle at that.
She waved him towards the door as if shooing him. "You'd better hurry, Dad, or you and uncle Will are going to miss the tip off."
"Kick off."
"Yeah, whatever."
Greg glanced out the window to where his brother-in-law was sitting in the car already, waiting for him. It looked like he was going to lose the ten dollar bet he had made with him since he couldn't persuade either of the women to come along. Still, at least his wife's little brother understood the importance of the greatest game in the world.
"All right, then. We're going to miss you two, though." He reached for the door knob, but then hesitated. "You won't forget to . . ."
"I've already programmed the recorder, honey," Loretta assured him, plucking down a book from the shelf and turning to go over to the couch. "It'll tape your game." Nobody seemed to notice it, but Dana couldn't resist looking over to admire her mother's firm bottom in those snug jeans she was wearing.
"Great!"
"Though why you would want to video tape the very ball game you are going to see in person is beyond me."
When it looked like he might be tempted to explain it to her, Dana just pointed wordlessly at the door. Heaving a defeated sigh and hanging his head, he turned and headed out to the car.
* * *
Just as Loretta had been hoping, it started almost as soon as the menfolk were out of the way.
As she pretended to read her novel, she could feel the weight of her daughter's eyes fixed on her. Not wanting to let on that she knew she was being studied, Loretta was very careful to hide the small, amused smile that was threatening to make an appearance on her lips. A typical teenager with all of the rioting hormones that suggested and then some, Dana was not the most subtle of women.
Timing the moment as carefully as she could, Loretta raised her eyes from the book with studied casualness as if she were just going to take a look out the window. Jumping in surprise, Dana looked away from her quickly, pretending to pay rapt attention to the infomercial her channel surfing had landed her on.
With those interested eyes no longer focused on her, Loretta now allowed herself a pleased grin that she quickly quashed lest it be seen.
It was no surprise to the middle-aged housewife that her own daughter was interested in her. The evidence was pretty blatant after all and had been piling up ever since the girl reached puberty. Naturally, neither of them had been so foolish as to do anything about this illicit and forbidden attraction, but neither had Loretta done anything to put an end to it. She had reached a point in her life when it was quite flattering to know that she had caught the eye of a beautiful young lady who could literally have her pick of any man or woman she wanted.
But wasn't she a little weirded out by the fact that her own child was romantically interested in her? Why should she be, considering that nothing was ever going to happen because of it? Greg seemed utterly blind to the young woman's infatuation too, so there were no headaches coming from that direction, either.