[Β©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; THIS STORY HAS A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED: HERE BE DRAGONS; FOR AGES 21 OR ABOVE]
[Father discovers that his neglected wife has found solace with her hunky son; while he is given cold shoulder, son is treated to cornucopia of delights.]
[ALERT: one of the delights is eating a meal served on his mother's perfect body; some might object to this type of erotic dining, especially the location of dipping sauce; please turn to another story; thank you]
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My name is Mal, my wife Sue and our only son James or Jimmy. For the longest time, I had been given the cold shoulder at home. I thought that my wife had just gotten turned off by something or was turning chaste as she got a bit older. I should have known better.
I owned three convenience stores in this suburban community outside Tampa. I did so much driving for delivering odd items to the stores, carrying money, etc. that I never had time to really get a workout. As a result, I must admit by age 49 I was not only balding, but pale, a bit like the Pillsbury Doughboy. My wife Sue was only 39 and she still had a fantastic figure. Her breasts were plump, her legs shapely. When I married her almost 19 years ago, I had all the makings of a perfect life: a gorgeous wife, a business, and a family inheritance due me. Right after our honeymoon, I sort of relaxed and stopped caring about what I ate or drank; this is dangerous when you have convenience stores with all the junk food and beer available.
One New Year's eve I had gotten tanked up; I was so drunk that I rushed home to be with my wife as planned...but I brought along the store clerk, who was also drunk! My wife never forgot that and never forgave me. The sad fact was, I really did NOT intend to take that clerk there...I was just too damn wasted to realize she was following me.
After that day, Sue and I just co-habited a room. I knew she was just waiting for Jim to turn 18 before she split. Still, I failed to believe that one incident could cause such an ice cold shoulder to be turned to me. To figure this all out, I surreptitiously installed pinhole cameras in the master and guest (my son's) bedrooms as well as the living room and garage. This account was pieced together from the various date/time-stamped DVR recordings.
I told my beautiful wife that I was leaving for a trip to Vegas for the national convenience store products convention. I would be gone for two weeks. My wife made a big play showing that she was wearing the birth control patch AND a diaphragm so I should feel more comfortable.
From the recordings, as I was pulling out of the driveway, my gorgeous buxom blonde wife Sue was in the kitchen doing dishes, wearing her green robe. Her strapping son Jimmy came into the dimly lit kitchen, saying he had an itch that had to be scratched.
To my amazement, that brazen bastard pushed my gorgeous legally wed wife over the sink. He flipped up her green robe from the back like he was checking the mechanicals on a photocopier. I barely saw him peel a big white sticky off her thigh (my God that was the birth control patch).
Sue: "Jimmy, what are you doing? I need that along with my diaphragm to keep from getting pregnant." [She regretted mentioning that; her persistent son had not known of her having a diaphragm.]
Jim: "Mom, if you love me you will remove that damn diaphragm, and now. You know in our religion we cannot have sex without some chance of creating life."
Sue: "I will remove it, because your father is impotent and only produces a few drops. I kept it in there, to be honest, for fear that you would become a man and attack me; I know better now. [They kissed tenderly.] Wait.[She struggled a bit.] Ouch... there. [She put this scary looking metal thing in the sink. It had been custom fitted of course and wasn't cheap. Her musclebound son grabbed it; in a fit of rage he pulled it apart. His huge biceps swelled with power as he applied industrial machine leverage until that stainless steel thing broke apart. He put the tatters into the trash.]
Jim: "Mom, who is the MAN in this house?"
Sue: "YOU are sweetheart." [That was an interesting bit of news to me.]
Jim: "Then who dictates what the woman of the house does regarding where she sleeps, with whom, and what she does for reproduction?"
Sue: "Oh, God, I don't want to allow you to..."