All characters are over 18. This story takes place in a fictional future where laws could change. The writer of this story is not a lawyer. Do not rely on this story for legal advice.
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Marriage was going to be so great. Jeff and Jane would be together forever. Just the two of them. Well, if Jeff had his way it would be the two of them and maybe the occasional threesome. That would be the best way to do it. He'd been around the block a few times with women but he'd never done that. If his wife ever worried that he would cheat he could always point to their threesome together and say he'd only ever had one of those with her. She was special. No other woman held his heart the way she did.
His vision of having a threesome with his wife ended very quickly when his wife to be heard of his idea. She shut it down. He made her promise to speak of it again after the wedding so she did. Then they were married and he brought it up. She very vehemently shut it down again.
Jeff was disappointed but he'd taken vows and he took those vows seriously. He wasn't going to cheat on his wife. But that didn't stop his mind from seeing threesomes everywhere. He saw a man talking to two women and he could imagine him taking them home and having a threesome. He saw a man talking to just one woman, well, he must have another at home waiting for them. When he was driving he might spot another car with one man and two women in it and round and round the imagination went.
November 2017
"No." Jeff said.
"Why not?" Jane asked.
On this particular day Jane was trying to convince her husband to hire her brother in his office. She wasn't having much luck but she wasn't going to give up.
"He's a dumbass. I can't ..."
"Don't call him that."
"He isn't qualified."
"You can train him and then ..."
"They have a word for this, you know. Nepotism."
"You aren't the pope."
"Obviously since as everyone knows; if the pope wanted a threesome he'd get one."
Jane was not happy. She looked at her husband with bubbling anger for bringing that back up. She'd told him no so many times. She knew well about all the women he'd fucked before they were married. She knew about all the perverted things he'd done. But she loved him and she was willing to marry him so long as he left those things out of their marriage.
For the most part he had. There was this one thing however that he'd never yet gotten a chance to do and he said it was the last thing. He wanted a threesome. He had always been with just one woman at a time. He wanted a threesome and he promised it would only be one time.
But Jane refused him. She put her foot down and that caused them to go without sex for some time. First her husband retreated to pornography so she put a stop to that. Then it was books so she got rid of those. Then he would work late or go jogging and was always too tired to have sex with her.
At first Jane felt that it was beneath her to ask her husband for sex. That wasn't her role. It was his job to beg for sex. But as one month became two and two became four she found herself trying to find subtle ways of getting her husband into bed.
One night she hit on an idea. She told her husband that a woman named Virginia was waiting for him. He got really excited then. Of course in the bedroom there was no other woman waiting, just Jane pretending to be another woman during sex. Afterwards they both had a good laugh about it and it was a good moment.
But Jeff had to ruin it by beginning to ask again for a real threesome. Just once, he kept saying. He wanted it so bad. Jane of course refused. He was just going to have to be satisfied imagining another woman there.
"There has to be some way I can convince you?" she said.
"That's funny. I recall using those exact same words." her husband rebuffed.
"Don't get side tracked."
"Jane, your brother can't use a terminal. He can't use writer. He can't even connect to the wifi without messing it up."
"He'll learn."
"If he comes to work for me all I'd be able to have him do is clean the toilets and make coffee. And even then I'd be worried that he didn't wash his hands."
"Fine, let him do that and let him learn on the way."
"No. Final answer."
"Jeff, it would mean so much to him ... and me. I'd really appreciate it."
"No. Now stop asking me about it."
"Do this for me and I'll owe you big."
"How big?"
"BIG big."
"Ok."
"OK!" she repeated.
"Calm down. I have terms."
"Anything."
"You have to give me a name."
"Roger."
"Not his name. I know his name. You have to give me the name of a woman."
"For what?"
"What do you think?"
Jane was perturbed to hear him bring this up again. "A threesome."
"Yeah."
"I've already said no a thousand times."
"Fine, then get your brother a job somewhere else."
"Jeff, that's not fair. Those two things aren't even in the same league with each other."
"You're right. I get one night to cross something off of my list and for that one night I have to put up with Roger all day, everyday."
"No. I won't do it. You're my husband and that means I shouldn't have to share. You've slept with enough women."
"But only you since the wedding."
"No."
"I'm not asking for a threesome tomorrow. I'm asking for a name."
"Of a woman to have a threesome with? Ok. How about the queen of England."
"I have rules for the name."
"No monarchs?"
"She has to be a real woman."
"I'm pretty sure ..."
"You know what I mean. She can't be some far distant celebrity who might as well not be real. Ok. She has to be a woman I know. And she has to be someone I can get in contact with. So you can't pick some girl I went to kindergarten with that would be impossible to track down."
"You met Madonna that one time."
"She doesn't count. Too old. You have to pick someone near my age."
"Any other rules?"
Jeff thought for a moment. "Yeah, not too ugly. I mean, no woman could compare to you but I'd be happier if she were not too far away from as good as you look."
"Anything else?"
"No. That's it."
"Come on. Think. Any other rules?"
