This Short Story Is Truly one I feel privileged to share. I want to thank my friend for sharing this story with me, and for letting me tell it with my own little embellishment at the end. You deserved this and more.
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It was any afternoon when Jason got a call from his mom, Laura. Laura asked him to come pick her up from a doctor's appointment. Surprised to hear she was even at the doctor's, he agreed to come get her right away.
Worry was replaced with a groan as he saw his mom come out of a "Waxing Studio". She was walking with an incredibly goofy gait; Jason wondered if she had been drinking before her "doctor's appointment."
As Laura stepped into the car, and Jason, with a sigh of relief and mild frustration asked, "So, what'd the doctor say?"
"Oh shut up Jason. I'm dealing with enough without your bullshit. I got a Brazilian wax and it hurts like hell."
Jason laughed, starting the drive back home. "Why the hell did you get a Brazilian, Mom? Leaving it bushy is free."
Laura sighed. "This guy I'm dating didn't like it."
Jason, frustrated enough imagining his mom with Some Guy, let alone Some Guy that didn't like what he was getting, said, "Fuck him."