Trailer Park XXX 02
By : DickThePimp
"The liquor store is a godsend. It's right up the street so it's real easy to... and quick... to get our hooch there."
"Yep."
"Kelly said they've already sold two cases of Red Devil."
"Yeah... she texted me about it. Maybe we can unload the other two today. Moonshine fever up in this bitch, baby." (Happy... but slightly cocky... boss smirk)
"That would be awesome. I've got my eye on a brand new Vespa."
"Dude... a scooter? You're my brother, please don't embarrass me like that."
"C'mon, dude... Chicks dig Vespas. Believe me... I know." Spence grins his goofy ass off... and it's a chubby ass too.
I shake me head, passing him a beer. "Yeah... I can tell by the long line of hotties around you all the time." I pop open my beer and give my buddy a nice teasing smirk.
"Heyyyy... I get laid. You just don't see them... most of the time." Spence hangs his head and sips his beer, not really selling himself too good.
"It's cool, dude. I have trouble seeing invisible chicks. Sorry." Another beer chug... another teasing smirk... and beer can raise to my boy.
We're hanging out in my front yard at the trailer park. We delivered some of our homemade hooch earlier to the new liquor store by the trailer park. The owner of the park, Stan, owns the liquor store too. It's been a huge hit since it opened a week ago.
Our Red Devil moonshine is real popular. I mix some real special red flavoring in it to give it it's famous red color. It'll knock your fucking socks... and panties... off. FUCKING AWESOME ASS MOONSHINE!
While Spence daydreams about his new chick magnet scooter, I get some pics from my girl Kaia. We're getting married in a couple of months. I decided to propose last week and she thankfully said yes... I kinda had a feeling she would... so she's all wedding crazed right now, planning everything. Mama and aunt Alia are helping Kaia and her family with everything so it's going real smooth so far. I'm actually not scared about the wedding. I thought I'd be running away at hyper speed at the thought of marriage, but I'm chill about it. Guess I found the right chick.
"DAMN, DUDE!... GOD YOU'RE LUCKY!" Spence drools at one of the naked pics Kaia sent me. She's trying on wedding dresses so she sent me a few hot pics from the dressing room.
"I know... I sure as hell know, dude." I'm all smiles... a beer belch mixed in. I'm fucking silly in love with my girl. Bought her a big beautiful ring. She was so happy with it when I proposed at dinner, she let me ass fuck her in the bathroom of Cracker Barrel while I downed a couple of beers... and she did too. The men's bathroom was rockin'. We got a bunch of big stares and sweet tea fueled horny cheers. Cool night... except for the sweet tea part.
"Dude... don't get mad, but....... I really wanna fuck Kaia. She's so damn gorgeous, I can't stand it." Spence chugs the rest of his beer, belches... and prays I don't beat his ass.
I laugh... only a slight thought of punching him. (Sly smirk)... "Still horny as fuck I see. You check out the new cam girl, Arabelle? Awesome boobs on her. They taste great too. She must use some special lotion on 'em or something."
"You fucked her too?"
"Hey... a smokin' hot babe throws the pussy at you... you gotta catch it."
"I tried to put the moves on her, but she slapped me. I was thinking she was a lesbian... before I found out you fucked her. Oh well..." Spence looks a little down. His playa game isn't the strongest.
"But what about your Vespa?" I chuckle and smirk, patting Spence on the back. He shakes his head again, not really appreciating my scooter humor.
Over at the store...
"If I ever catch you trying to steal another bottle of Red Devil, I'm gonna cut your balls off and feed 'em to Sylvester. YOU HEAR ME???"
(Gulping in fear)... "Umm... yes ma'a..... Yes ma'am... I promise I won't... I'm real sorry."
"Good... now get the fuck outta here.......... And tell you're mama I said hi." My mom's awesome. Her mom skills are very good unmatched... much like her massive, hefty 38F hooters. She's a great trailer park manager... and now a helluva liquor store manager too. She just ran off Steve. He's an 18 Red Devil lover trying to score some free hooch.
Mama's threats of feeding his nuts to our pet cougar Sylvester made him rethink that though. She probably wouldn't do that........ Hmmmm........ Possibly not. Best not to test her.
"Hey, Beth. How's biz?" Kaia struts in the store, looking all tasty as fuck... as always.
"Hey, babe. It's great. Been great since we opened. Just had to run off Steve. Caught him trying to steal some moonshine. He's cute... but he's a little thief too."