When we graduated from college, my roommate Myrna and I were moving to New York, and we wanted to get there by driving the trans-canada highway. My mom didn't really approve, but my dad thought it sounded like a great idea. He volunteered to come with us, to keep us safe and to help us move in, and for the adventure of it. Myrna and I were excited to have him along; unlike my mother, my dad is very cool and fun to be around.
Myrna and I had been lovers for almost a year, and while we weren't exactly "out" to our families, we didn't go out of our way to hide it either. I don't know how much my parents knew, or guessed, but they always referred to Myrna as my "friend" or my "roommate".
When moving day came, we swung by my parent's house to pick up dad, say goodbye to mom, and grab a few last things. We had been packing up our apartment until late the night before. The back of Dad's Chevy Astro was already pretty full of Myrna and my stuff. There were a few boxes of mine still to go in though. One thing, of course, led to another, and we ended up staying for lunch. Before lunch, I went up to my dad's office to check my email, and that's when I stumbled on his porn stash. I really mean stumbled; I wasn't snooping. First of all, I was in a hurry, and already a little annoyed at our late start; and second of all, it just wouldn't have occurred to me that my dad kept porn on his computer. I guess I understood that my parents must be sexual creatures, but I preferred not to think about it. My dad was trim, neat and tidy and dignified; my mom was quite overweight, older looking than her 47 years; serious, stiff and formal.
I happened to bring up the βdocuments' menu and along with my dads business correspondence, it was full of pornographic sounding file names. Well, of course then I had to have a look. It turned out that my dad had a whole lot of porn on his hard drive. In fact he had an entire folder labeled "porn". It was fairly standard stuff, but the bulk of it was blowjob themed: young looking girls with big boobs sucking dicks and getting come on their faces. Not really my kind of thing. My porn preferences are 1) pretty lesbians; 2) anal sex; and 3) pretty lesbians having anal sex. Not that I disapproved. Far be it from me! In a way I felt proud of my dad. I was glad I wasn't the only family member who wasn't a prude!
Myrna walked in to the office, and I just had to show her. Before we were dating, Myrna called herself the "Blowjob Queen". She said that was the one thing that she missed in lesbian sex. "Licking a clit just isn't the same" she told me. I begged to differ, but I'd never given a blowjob, so what did I really know anyway?
Myrna and I looked through dads naughty pictures, and giggled like schoolgirls for a few minutes, but we really had to eat our lunch and get on the road, so we shut down the computer and headed downstairs.
"I wonder if your mom ever gives your dad head" Myrna mused to me as we left the room.
It was hard to imagine. Both my parents were school teachers, but sometimes that seemed to me all they had in common. My mother had become religious, conservative, all stiff and serious. She was the pessimist of the family. If something seemed fun, she would probably be against it; and list all the reasons it was bad for you and would send you to hell. Needless to say, she had argued against my moving to New York.
It was afternoon before we finally got on the road. I had been looking forward to the drive for a long time. I had heard that the trans-canada was a beautiful road. I was looking forward to moving into our new apartment, and to living in the big city.
We crossed the border without any problem, and headed off into Canada. With the late start, we only made it through Vancouver before it was already getting dark. We stopped for pizza, and got a hotel room. We had planned on camping out most of the way, but we were still in the suburbs and there was nowhere to pitch our tent.
There were two beds in the room: one for me and Myrna, and one for dad. After watching Canadian TV for a while, we turned out the lights and went to bed.
Myrna and I had quiet sex in the dark that night: her large full breasts pressed against my smaller ones, kissing deeply, rubbing each others clits and probing each others pussies. We tried to do it silently, but I don't know just how successful we were. When Myrna pressed her index finger against my asshole, I came, kissing her hard and grinding my clit onto her palm.
The next morning, we all woke up early, eager to get on the road. Myrna got up, still topless, and gathered her things before going into the bathroom for her shower. I don't know who was more shocked; me or my dad. Myrna has a beautiful head of curly brown hair, and mischievous deep blue eyes; but her best asset is unquestionably her breasts. She has the kind of boobs that I thought only existed in girly magazines: big, full, symmetrical and gravity defying, with small brown upward pointing nipples. I love Myrna's breasts, though she constantly complains about them: they are too big, it's hard to buy swimsuits and bras, it's hard to jog, and they'll end up sagging⦠I don't have a lot of sympathy. I'm not exactly flat chested, but I'm not what you would call busty either. My dad tried not to stare at Myrna's lovely rack as she jiggled around the room. He wasn't very successful, and I couldn't blame him. She pretended not to notice, and immerged from the bathroom freshly showered and fully dressed. Dad and I took turns taking our showers, and then it was time to hit the road.