Chapter 1: My mother, My cock
"Whoa," Ty exhaled sharply as he staggered back half a step. His surroundings were going in and out of focus. As his vision cleared, he appreciated what he saw. He beamed and, slurring his words, mumbled, "All-lll ri..ghttt" as he watched some chick fondle his dick.
"Tyler Jones!" she said sternly. "Stand still. I don't want you pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Tyler felt odd. He was dizzy and he didn't know why. It was as if his brain was operating in slow motion. That voice...it.. sounded familiar to him. It took him a while to recognize it. Then it hit him. He said to himself,
"I know that voice.... Why is MY Mother holding my dick!"
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Tyler was asleep and dreaming. A series of sounds, noises without pictures, cascaded through his unconsciousness.
"BUZZ!" (the sound of angry hornets)
"What the Fuck!!" (the sound of a startled man)
"Crash!" (the sound of breaking glass.)
"Thud! Umph!" (the sound of a falling man)
"Thump. Thump." (the sound of running feet)
"What's wrong Honey?" (the sound of concerned woman)
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Mrs. Jones?"
"Yes."
"This is Nurse Swanson of Mercy Hospital. Hold on a moment and I'll put your son on the line."
"Hello, Mother? This is Tyler. Brenda and I have had a little accident."
Instantly concerned, his mother responded, "Oh dear, what's wrong?"
"Nothing life threatening, a broken arm and some cuts and bruises. Can you meet us at the hospital and give us a ride home?"
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Now that the pharmaceutical induced fog inside his head had lifted, Tyler was embarrassed as he remembered what happened earlier today. This morning he was installing storm windows on the house that he and his wife, Brenda, had recently purchased. It was a small, two bedroom, starter home, perfect for a young, newly married couple, like Brenda and Tyler, who were soon to be celebrating their two year anniversary.
Tyler recalled that he was carrying a storm window up the ladder when a swarm of angry hornets flew out of nowhere. He dropped the window and fell. The basketball hoop broke his fall (and his left arm) as he plunged to earth.