"What should the last one be?"
"A virgin."
For some reason, that cracked both of them up.
"What's wrong with that?"
Looking at Jacob, Ryan said, "You tell him."
"Where we live, they don't exist."
That set them off again. I had to smile, they did have a point. It was OK them laughing, but did they have a better suggestion? Then I thought of something else, but would they find that funny as well? There was only one way to find out.
"How about our Mothers?"
That got their attention.
"Jacob, your Mother on my list, and mine on yours."
"Or it could be your own Mother."
I shook my head. As much as I would like to, what Ryan had said was never going to happen. Jacob's Mother, yes. But not my own.
Then Jacob said, "Why are you being a pussy?"
He was smirking, as he tried to stare me out. I held my gaze, and he was the first to look away. I thought it was over, but then he started making clucking noises. Ryan joined in.
That evening, while I was in my bedroom, I took the paper out of my pocket. I knew what was on it, but I read it again. I had made a bet with Jacob. The first to have sex with four women was the winner. Not just any women.
(1) Old. Must be at least fifty.
(2) In a public place.
(3) A natural blonde.
(4) Your Mother.
I was OK with the first three, but the last one was making me feel uncomfortable. I had been backed into a corner, and the only way to save face had been to say yes.
The next day, we met up again.
"Have you changed your mind?"
While Jacob had said it, he was smirking. And I could tell that he, and Ryan, were hoping that I would say yes. I smiled at them, and then I shook my head. They had started to annoy me. I now wasn't just going to do it. I was going to win!
Half an hour later, I went home. It hadn't taken us long to finalize the details. Ryan wasn't competing, but he was going to adjudicate on any disputes. To tick somebody off the list, you had to have full sex with them. Ryan summed it up perfectly.
"You have to come in their cunt."
However, you didn't need to make them climax. Also, you couldn't tell them about the bet, or pay for it.
When I got home, Mother was in the kitchen. I made myself a coffee, and then I sat at the table. As I drank it, I watched her working.
She was only forty two, but she dressed as if she was a lot older. Jacob's Mother would often wear a short skirt, and a revealing top. But she never did. She was always covered up.
"Did you see Jacob and Ryan today?"
"Yes, we went to the park."
"What did you decide?"
I was shocked. How on earth did she know about the bet? Then I realised that she was talking about the camping trip.
"We are going to do it."
"Good, but how are you going to pay for it?"
"I have some money saved, and I'm going to look for a job."
That was true, but I was hoping that Jacob would be paying for me. However, for that to happen, I would have to win the wager.
After our evening meal, I went to my room. As I lay on the bed, I thought about tomorrow. It was an important day. That's when we would start.
We were evenly matched. Jacob was better looking than me, but I had the gift of the gab. Both of us were reasonably successful at bedding women, but I would like to think that I had the edge on him. This contest would determine if that was true. I was desperate to win. Not just for the money, but for the bragging rights. However, if I was going to win, then I needed a plan.
Half an hour later, I had one. Mother was going to be difficult, and it wasn't something I could rush. I would need all my charm to persuade her, and it would take time. It was best to get to work on her as soon as possible. I could fit the others in while I was softening Mother up.
The next day, I was up early. I quickly showered, and then I went downstairs. Mother was in the kitchen.
"You're looking good today. Are those new clothes?"
She looked surprised, and then she laughed.
"You must want something. What is it?"
I wanted to fuck her, but coming straight out with it, was never going to work.
"Nothing. Can't a Son pay his Mother a compliment?"
She didn't reply, but she was now smiling. As she made my breakfast, I thought about her.
She had a nice figure, but it was always well hidden. She dressed as if she was trying to conceal it. Jacob's Mother would often show a lot of cleavage, but she never did. This was going to be difficult, perhaps even impossible.
After lunch, I went to Ryan's house. Jacob was there, and he was sporting a fat lip.
"His Mother slapped him."
I looked at Jacob, for confirmation. He nodded.
"I gave her a hug this morning, and while I was doing it, I grabbed her tits."
With a straight face, I said, "So did you manage to fuck her?"
He was about to answer me, but then he realised that I was teasing him, so he kept quiet.
It was late when I got home, and Mother was already in bed. I watched the game that I had recorded, but my mind kept wondering. When was the last time that Mother had dated? Two years ago, or even longer? That had been Andy, and it had lasted less than three months. After that, she seemed to lose interest in men. And now I was supposed to have sex with her.
It was almost one in the morning before I went to bed, and I was soon asleep. In the morning I was woken by Mother knocking on the door.
I mumbled, "Come in."
"I'm doing the washing, so I need your sheets."
I ignored her, and she moved towards the bed.
"If you don't get up, I'm going to pull them off."
"No, I'm naked!"
I was, and I had woken up with a stiffy.
"OK, but if you are not out of bed in five minutes, then you are in trouble."
Then she left, and I cursed myself. Why hadn't I let her do it? She would have seen my cock standing to attention, and it might have kindled some desire in her. It's not a monster, but it's seven inches of thick meat. And, at twenty two, I was confident enough to believe that it would be able to satisfy her. She had taken me by surprise, but the next time I would be ready.
I did get up, but I waited until Mother shouted me. I had stayed in bed, hoping that she would come into my room, and rip the sheets off. She would then see my erect cock. But instead, she had stayed downstairs.