Ever had one of those days when you're in full 'what the fuck' mode? A day when you don't give a damn about anything and are ripe for a bit of mischief? That's the way I was feeling right now.
Don't get me wrong. When I say mischief I don't mean things like vandalism or pinching a car or anything. I just mean the sort of behaviour that makes other people think 'what the fuck'?
I really wanted to get out and do things I shouldn't. Annoy and tease people. So I did.
The day was pleasantly warm so I could get away with skimpy clothes. I was wearing a skirt that was possibly a little too short. Not so short that anyone could legitimately complain but certainly short enough that more straight-laced types would be going tut-tut under their breath.
My top was a killer. It was a rather ample top, fitting me like a tent. Not even the most straight-laced maiden aunt could object to that top. The way it draped over me you couldn't even be sure I was female, apart from the fact that no man would wear a top like that.
Why was that top such a killer? Because if I leaned forward that ample top just naturally flopped down and away from me, revealing all. Anyone looking when my top was in that position could see clear down to my navel, assuming that their eyes could get past my breasts. I had nice breasts. In my opinion anyway, but that was an opinion bolstered by the approving looks of a thousand men.
Did I mention that I wasn't wearing a bra? I saw no need to wear one on a day like today. After all, my breasts were quite capable of supporting themselves, falling naturally into a shapely position, and I was covered by a most demure blouse.
There I was, a nineteen year old young lady, strolling along and minding my own business, when I noticed that one of my shoe laces was a little loose. It's dangerous to have a loose shoe lace so I attended to it. There was a handy bench on the street so I just rested my foot against it and leaned forward to so that I could retie the lace. I really can't be blamed for that poor man who walked into a pole. He should have paid more attention to where he was going.
When I reached the park I saw that the local football team were having a training session on the grounds. I just naturally went over to watch for a while. I folded my arms on the top railing of the boundary fence and rested my chin on them, watching. I was completely oblivious to the way my top had sagged open while I was in that position.
For some reason the ball started coming into my general area a lot more often. It also seemed to take the guys a lot longer to recover from any problems they were having and they seemed to be having a lot of them. A number of them were polite enough to wave to me. I was quite enjoying watching the practice when I was rudely interrupted.
I mean, really! The nerve of some people. I was just leaning against the railing enjoying myself by watching the practice and the coach comes up and tells me to take a hike. I was all confused and saying, "Excuse me?" and he just told me that I'd heard him and to take a hike.
I started arguing that it was a public park and that I had every right to just stand there as I wasn't hurting anyone and he butted in, getting downright nasty.
"If you are still here by the time I count to ten I'm going to peel that stupid top off you and tell the team that they can play with you instead of the ball."
With that he started counting rather ostentatiously, making sure I knew where he was up to. Well, really, some people. I just gave him a disgusted look and continued on my way.
Circling the park I came across a kiddies' playground on the far side. The sun was nice and warm and I was feeling a lot more relaxed now. The walk had obviously done me some good. I sat down on a bench at the playground and watched the kids enjoying themselves, swarming over the equipment, while I relaxed and soaked up some sunshine.
I guess I must have drifted off to sleep for a minute or two. I found myself waking up amid silence. It was later than I'd thought and the playground was deserted apart from me. I assumed that the kids who had been here had all been dragged off home for dinner. I stretched. Thinking of dinner made me realise that I was feeling slightly peckish. Maybe I should go and get something to eat.
That's the moment someone sat down on the bench next to me. I glanced towards them, meaning to ignore them and depart, but found myself looking at that muscle bound moron of a coach. He wasn't someone I could very easily ignore.
"If you come around flashing your tits at my boys while they're training I'll strip you and lock you in the changing room with them," snarled the coach before I could say anything or leave.
"I beg your pardon?" I said with a gasp. "As you can plainly see I'm not flashing anything."
I indicated my top to show how demurely it covered me, which it did while I was sitting up.
Would you believe that the oaf actually sneered at me? To my shock he then hooked a finger onto the neckline and pulled my top towards him and down. There being a lot of material available that did, I must admit, make the top of my blouse gape in a most embarrassing manner. I gasped and snatched it out of his hand.
"How dare you?" I gasped. "That's indecent assault, that is."
"And your flashing those pretty little bouncies at my team is sexual harassment."
"I was doing no such thing," I protested. And he couldn't prove that I was. I wasn't to blame if the top accidentally gaped open and showed all.
"You sit there looking all prim and smug pretending you didn't do anything at all and then you get insulted when someone calls you on it. You were inferring that my touching your blouse was indecent assault."
"Which it was," I put in very quickly.