Part 1: Home Sweet Home
Chapter 3.5 (I suppose): Laws of My Cum Dumpster
Unknown to Brian (our main character, whose name has barely been mentioned), his twin sisters had just entered through the back door and were heading straight to the kitchen. Not to be confused with Brain entering the "back door" in the kitchen.
Mary was the first to reach the kitchen, moving straight to the fridge. "Aaaaaaaaabbs," she whined while she stared into the refrigerator. "I'm hungryyyyy... Make me something." Her body seemed to deflate with her laziness as it drifted side to side. Both girls appeared tired from their stay at their friend's house.
Abigail, following a couple of feet behind, peeked over her sister's shoulder. "Didn't mom make something?" She inquired.
Suddenly, the author came to a realization. He had gotten so caught up in being naughty in chapter three that he forgot to include the scene where Lilith makes herself breakfast. The scene he had planned to use to further the plot in this specific scene, leaving him to come up with another way to progress the storyline.
The author stared at the monitor as he thought, occasionally looking through the previous chapters to jog his memory. Then he had an idea. He returned to this page and inched closer to his computer. "I bet cereal would taste pretty good right now," he said, remembering the cereal was next to the contract.
"How 'bout some cereal?" Abby asked, humoring the author.
Mary sighed. "I guess so." She mumbled in disappointment before picking up the milk and closing the fridge. "What kind do we got?"
Abby walked to the cabinet where they kept their cereal, opened it, and began reading their noncopyrighted names. "Sargent Crunch, Fruit Circles, Bran with Raisons, Cinnamon Squares..."
"Psst!" The author whispered, "What about the box on the table?"
Both twins rolled their eyes and flatly said, "Gee. I wonder what's on the table."
"Moron..." Mary whispered as they walked toward the table, her twin nodding in agreement.
Again they harmonized their unenthusiastic tones. "Oh, look. A box of cereal on the table." Upon further inspection, they noticed a few things were accompanying the dumb box — a bowl of soggy cereal, a paper, and a pen.
"Ugh!" Mary grunted her annoyance of her stepbrother. "That fucking loser left his gross stuff out again!" She picked up the bowl and dumped it into the sink.
Abby, however, was more curious than her sister. Sure she shared Mary's sentiment over Brian leaving his stuff lying around, but she preferred to use it as leverage. After all, holding his stuff ransom was an excellent way to make him do their bidding. "Looks like his homework is gonna get our rooms cleaned!" She chimed as she picked up the paper to see how useful it would be.
Leaving the bowl in the sink, Mary returned to the table. "Sweet! Cuz, I really didn't feel like doing anything today..." Her voice trailed off as she saw the anger and disgust on her dear sister's face. "What's wrong?"
Without saying a word, Abby handed the signed contract to Mary.