"Men suck," mom said as she entered the house. A tossed jack and handbag later she stood in front of me and said, "Do me a favor and look at me for a moment." I did.
Mom was wearing a little black dress that clung to her body as if it were painted on. She was forty and thanks to yoga and regular exercise she had a great figure. Her breasts were still firm and round, her stomach still taut, and her ass... I know women in their twenties who'd kill for her ass. I know a few guys who'd do the same just for a small piece of her.
"Okay," I said after taking her in.
"Would you fuck me?"
I laughed, "Is that an offer?"
She sat down next to me and kicked off her heels. "I'm serious, if you were a guy, would you want to fuck me?"
"Eh, I don't know if I could think like a guy," I said teasing her.
She rolled her eyes and slapped my leg, "You know what I mean. If you weren't my son."
"Oh, then, in that case, I'd fuck you. Why?"
"I've been out with this guy four times and still nothing. I get a few kisses and then nothing, not even a little light fingering."
I laughed, "Damn, what's a girl got to do to get a little dick, huh?"
"I'm not trying to be slutty, but yeah. I just need to find a young guy like you who'll fuck my brains out. Know of any good escorts?"
"Yeah, me." She looked at me like I was joking, "I'm serious, mom. I mean, I'm hardly ever serious, but on this topic I am. Remember after high school I got a job and told you I was working the night shift at the mall?"
"Yeah, you work for that hair place cleaning up, so?"
"So, I lied. I started pimpin' myself out. Why do you think I live in the gym so much, and when have you ever known a mall job to pay enough to allow me to buy a car like I have? So, if you've got the cash, I got the product."
Again, she looked at me as if I were joking, but I just raised my eyebrows. "Nah, stop playing."
I pulled out my phone and told her to be quiet as I dialed. "Hey, Alex," the voice said from the speaker.
"Hey, I just wanted to confirm your 'hair appointment'. You still cumming?"
"As many times as possible," the voice said suggestively.
"Okay, see you then."
"Don't be late, I want my full hour."
"Don't worry, that hair's going to get blown out, just like always."