Please, if you are under the age of 18, don't read this material. Just wait a few years and you'll be all good and legal for this kind of stuff. Now for the rest of you, Enjoy!
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RING RING RING
Hello?
Yes hello, is Jessica there?
I'm Jessica, who is this?
Well hello Jessy, this is definitely a treat to finally get to talk to you. I feel as if I already know you.
Well maybe you do. Tell me who you are and I'll be the judge of that.
Oh I'm not so sure I should tell you who I am.
Why not!
Well, lets just say that it would take away from what I'm trying to achieve with this call.
And just what is that?
Is your mother there with you?
My Mother? No she's out doing some shopping or something.
Are you so sure?
What do you mean?
I mean are you so sure that your mother really is out shopping?
That's what she told me, I'm sure she wouldn't lie to me. Now WHO exactly is this? You sound about my age. Do you go to my school?
Hmmmmm...maybe!
Well what do you want? Do you need some notes from a class or something?
No, I think I've got all the notes on you that I need.
Then what the heck do you want?
Jessica, did you ever wonder if you'd one day look just like your mother when you were all grown up?
What's that suppose to mean.
Your mother is an awfully pretty woman you know. Did you ever wonder if you would look as pretty as her?
How do you know what my mother looks like?
Oh I've seen her around. The front and the back.
Excuse me?
Just kidding.
Is there a point to this call? Or should I just hang up this phone?
You never answered my question?
What question?
Have you ever wondered if you could possibly look as good as your mother?
That's none of your business what I may or may not want to LOOK like when I get older!
Its ok to get upset. I would be to if my mother looks as pretty as she does and I didn't.
What the Fu...
Listen, there's no need to deny it. Your mother is a very attractive woman. Just because her daughter doesn't look as good...
I look just fine thank you very much. I am more than happy with the hand nature has dealt me. Perhaps unlike you, I have bigger goals in my life than how much I 'compare' to my mother in the looks department.
Ohhh, a little fight in the vixen. This makes it all the more enjoyable.
Makes what more enjoyable? If you don't tell me in 5 seconds who the hell you are, or what you want, I'm going to hang up this phone!
You know your mother wasn't this difficult. Oh she resisted in the beginning, but she showed her true colors fast enough.
FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO...
Did you know mommy has a thing for you?
[Silence]
She told me herself. She just loves her cute little baby girl. Maybe even more than what some people would call appropriate.
I know what this is all about now. Your just some sick, crazy bitch who gets her kicks out of making obscene phone calls.
Not at all. Its what I get after I make the obscene phone calls I enjoy so much. Just ask your mother.
You've crank called her as well have you?
Yep. It was a most enjoyable conversation.
I doubt it. She would have told you off big time. My mother doesn't take bullshit like this.
Oh she took it alright, and more.
I think its time for me to hang up now. I need to free you up to harass other people.
You may hang up if you wish, but you wont get to hear where your mother is at this very moment.
I told you dummy, she went shopping!
That's just the lie she told you.
Ok mystery girl, where the hell is she then?
Don't worry. She's VERY close to me.
What is that suppose to mean? Is she there with you or something?
She's here, but not with me.
Why can't you talk in complete, non-fragmented sentences?
[Giggles] Your cute. Your mother never told me you'd be so much fun to play with.
Fuck You! If my mother really is there, which I doubt, then put her on the phone. I DARE YOU!
Nothing would make me happier than to put your gorgeous, sexy mother on the phone. But I'm afraid she's a little busy at the moment.
Sexy? What kind of a freak are you? And don't give me that crap that she's busy. If she really were there, she'd stop what ever she were doing to talk to me.
Not if you could see what she's in the middle of doing.
Are you going to put my mother on the phone or not!
Well let me ask her. 'Hey girls can you stop for a second so nip-nip can hear me.
Girls? There are other girls there with you?
Oh ya, there are several of us here. Your mother is just that much fun I had to share her.
FUN???
"Hey nip-nip guess who I'm talking to?... That's right, your baby girl...Don't look at me with those big eyes, she wants to talk to you...Oh stop shaking your so fast, you looks so silly. What's the matter? Don't you want to tell Jessica all about us? No?" ... I'm terribly sorry Jessica, but your mother just isn't in the mood right now to talk to you. I guess she's too embarrassed about her predicament.
Bull shit, she isn't even there. And who the hell is Nip-Nip?
That's your mommy's pet name when she's here with us, on account of her two long...ummmm...!
You really are a freak aren't you?
If you think I am, you should just see your mother!
You fucking liar. You've never even spoken to my mom.
Oh I had a very nice, long conversation with her only three weeks ago. It was very enlightening I can assure you.
What crap are you talking about now?
I called her exactly three weeks ago, much the same way I'm calling you now. She was very concerned about the things I had to say about you.
About me? What things about me?
Well for one, that you had been spending an awful lot of time with us.
I still don't even know who you are.
Nip-Nip was very shocked to hear about all the different uses we had found for that long tongue of yours. It downright scared her.
What the FUCK are you talking about?
She told me how crazy I was for saying such things. How me and my friends were horrible girls for corrupting her dearest daughter's young body.
You never corrupted anything!!!
And then something happened that truly surprised even me.
