Drunk... Check
Horny... Check
Girlfriend in my bed ready to fuck... that whore!
She was the reason the first two were checked off. When I came home from work early to surprise her with a romantic evening only to find her bent over the couch with my roommate balls deep pounding her from behind. Jokes on him my names not on the lease so have fun coming up with an extra thousand a month asshole.
Any way, thats why I'm stumbling into my parents house doing that drunk, thief in the night, stealth thing. You know the one where in your head you are a freaking ninja but in in reality you couldn't possibly make more noise if you tried. Your drunk ass thinks you are sneaky as fuck sticking to the shadows, throwing in the occasional barrel roll and you even have the mission impossible theme music going in your head cause you're that damn good.
Anyway drunk and horny I was making a bee line for my old room in my parents house. Being just out of college they hadn't had the opportunity to turn it into a home gym or kraft room whatever parents do to ensure their kids you're welcome to visit anytime but don't even think about moving back in.
I was trying to avoid the sleeping family hoping my old porn stash was still there so that I could at least get some relief. So still in stealth mode I open the door to my room not turning on the light making sure it wouldn't alert anyone else that I'm home. Stumbling in the dark I strip down nude ready for a good stroke. Like a horny cat I prowl into my bed (yes much like my overactive sex drive i have a very vivid and creative, if somewhat childish, imagination when I'm drunk) and imagine my surprise when sliding under my covers i find someone soft, warm and very scantily clothed in my bed... oh shit Kelsey must have a friend sleeping over.
My sister had started making free use of my room since I moved out so she must have a friend spending the night and offered her my room... a very soft and good smelling friend who I do believe I heard moan when I inadvertently (totally on purpose) ground my hard cock against her ass.