God it hurt, that deep, pulsating throbbing that reminded me how much I’d drunk the night before, looking around the remains of my bedroom I thought, again, never again. Wandering downstairs I saw the post had arrived, bills, junk and a small brown package.
Okay, try to kick brain into gear, kettle, mug, teabag, right, hows the world today, open blind, wince, close blind, the world can wait. Settle into sofa and open mail, file the majority under “bin” and open package. Oh yeah, I remember now, I ordered a larger ring for my PA, slight twitch of cock as I remembered the pleasure of getting the last ring in.
Now then, I’ve got that horny hungover feeling that you can’t really explain, you know the one, a fuck sounds really good until you’ve cum, then the brain thuds double time after. Can’t shake the feeling, half hard I walk around collecting the debris from the night before, nope, it can’t wait, I run a bath and retire for a long soak.
After 20 minutes or so, I take out the old ring, apply a little Vaseline, and slowly push the new one in, stings a bit, but then……….ooooh, its in, the feeling is intense, my cock throbs to life and twitches at full hardness. I’m out of the bath and admiring my new addition in the mirror. Hey, looking good I think to myself, wonder who’ll be the first to feel it?
Wandering back downstairs, I pull out the mobile, a few texts wouldn’t hurt to try to organise a drink or 5 tonight!
Success, an old friend who I’ve had many a good evening with, slept with, but never fucked is game for a bender.
Twenty six year old Spanish girl, with a body to die for, good for my forty-year-old mind. Happens to be my ex’s best friend as well so always thought about it, but never got round to it.
Later that day, still horny, we meet up for a drink, I know, experience has told me, hair of the dog doesn’t always work but what the hell, I’m sitting with S in a bar talking about this that and the other, 8 hours later, we stagger back to my house to carry on drinking.
Thirty minutes later we are so shitfaced its time for bed.