Joel & Mrs. Danvers 01
Oh, excuse me. I think I dozed off. Things have been exhausting lately as I made my way through the amazing world of lady's neighborhood book club. Whew, right? What? On my screen? Oh, that's just some research I doing for sexual energy drinks and supplements. I mean, these lady's, right? They got some game and it's tough to keep up with them.
"Oh, young man, young man, can you help me?"
"Absolutely Miss, what are you looking for today?"
"Oh, cute name tag, Mr. Tiger Joel. Ah, listen, I need some rope."
"Cool, we carry all kinds of rope, but that's not my department. Just a second. Beep, buzz, squawk, Henry, Henry, please stop by the outdoor department, Henry, beep, buzz, squawk."
Yeah, internal PA systems, right?
"Oh, thanks for running over so fast, Henry. Ah, Mrs.???? Needs some rope."
"Mrs. Danvers, Darla Danvers. Newest member of the local book club, but moving up the ranks fast."
"Alright, ah, Henry, Mrs. Danvers is in need of some new rope."
Hmmm, I heard that name before, but she is way too young to be involved in my neighborhood book club, right?
"Shoot, if you need rope, well, I got your rope because I'm the rope guy, so what type of rope were you looking for, Mrs. Danvers?"
"Well, Henry, I have a rack in my basement and I'm planning a BDSM sex party tomorrow night and I need some new rope that is soft, yet strong. It should be a nylon blend and I would prefer a gold color. It should also be pliable enough so that it aids the roping process."
"Ah, whoa, um, just exactly what will you be tying up with this very specific rope?"
"Not what Henry, but who. I will be the subject being tied to the rack that rotates in my basement and this young man right here, Mr. Tiger Joel, will surprise me and have his absolute way with me as I'm helplessly strapped to the rack with a ball gag in my mouth."
(Beep, buzz, squawk).
"Oh, ah, I see, so, um, like naked on a rack?"
"Oh Henry, how else would Tiger Joel do anything he wanted to me sexually if I weren't bound and gagged naked as a Jay bird? Sometimes the ball gag makes drool run out of my mouth."