Milla's body felt like one large jangled nerve when she woke up on Tuesday morning. One problem was that it was early -- her Statistics and Probability class started at 9 -- but the main thing was a sort of orgasm hangover from her night with Rane at the Santa Rosa Star.
Her legs were still wobbly as she put on her bathrobe and walked down the corridor to the dorm's unisex bathroom. She brushed her teeth at one of the sinks -- the only fixtures in the bathroom that were out in the open. All the toilets and the showers were separated into stalls.
The freshman looked at herself in the mirror -- her long, blonde hair needed a good brushing, and her eyes were puffy, but she looked otherwise normal. You would never know from her outward appearance, she decided, that inside her body everything was highly sexualized and on edge. If she had looked in the mirror and suddenly realized that she was brushing her teeth with a penis instead of a toothbrush, she wouldn't have been all that surprised.
That thought led her to a sudden pang of unhappiness that she hadn't gotten much of a look at Rane's penis. Only a quick view of it, dripping and droopy, after they finished in the light cast off by the Star. It had felt large in both length and girth inside her, but she couldn't be completely certain.
The hot water splashing on her head and slipping down her body in the shower helped soothe her mind, but didn't do a thing to ease the tingling sensation on her skin; in fact it made it worse.
Back in her room, she rooted in her underwear drawer for a fresh thong and found the old bible that Rane had stolen from a fraternity and asked her to hang onto. It was cool to the touch and inviting to hold, but she resisted. She dressed herself in a short, paisley-patterned skirt and a light blue collared shirt that she kept unbuttoned and knotted beneath her breasts.
Her stats class didn't snap her out of her frayed mood. The teacher was a nebbishy guy who wouldn't have been considered handsome in any possible universe, and he spoke in a monotone that practically invited one to nap. It didn't help that he used a series of terms like "variance" and "standard deviation" that he seemed to expect people to know, but that Milla had no idea about. She was taking the class because she thought it might be less painful than calculus, but that was looking like a mistake.
Where were all the female students, she wondered, looking at all the dudes sitting alongside her -- and not one of them handsome. Didn't other women have to fulfill the one-math-class requirement?
After class,she walked to the school cafeteria, and sat there sipping coffee. Linda, the Latina junior she had met and hit it off with on her first day, had told her that the cafeteria's coffee might be the worst in the world, but Milla wouldn't have known the difference. Her mom and her sometimes-to-often girlfriend Fatima had made "coffee" that was mostly toasted chicory leaves and ground chicory root, which grew wild in odd crannies of the Sierra Nevada marijuana farm that she'd grown up on.
As she remembered the sweet yet bitter aroma of the chicory, she heard an obnoxiously chipper voice call out, "Hey Milla-vanilla!"
Looking up, she saw Linda, dressed in jeans and a floral-print blouse that accentuated the honey-brown tone of her skin. Next to her was a white woman with a too-pinched nose. She was wearing black jeans and a fuchsia tee that reverberated unpleasantly in Milla's eyes.
"Can we sit here?" Linda asked. "This is my friend Gaby -- we just had our Latin American history class."
"Hey," Gaby said, smiling and chasing away the sour impression on her face.
"Sure," Milla said, "just don't expect scintillating conversation."
"Why?" Linda asked, suddenly curious. "You hung over?"
"Something like that," Milla answered and before long, she was telling Linda and Gaby all about her encounter with Rane at the Santa Rosa Star.
"You know," Gaby said in response, "every year a handful of people jump from the balcony there." She nibbled at the salad on the tray in front of her. "Its what they call an 'attractive nuisance.'"
Linda balled up her napkin and threw it into Gaby's face. "You're an attractive nuisance. Here this one's talking about getting taken from behind by a Black stud, and you bring up suicide!"
By the end of their meal, Milla felt much better. Gaby -- whose parents were Uruguayan college professors at a different UC school -- turned out to have a mordant sense of humor. At one point, they played Kill, Fuck or Marry with leaders of the pink tide in Latin America, which was a topic that her lefty upbringing had prepared her to be surprisingly conversant in.
"Who would you kill?" Linda asked her.
"Maduro," Milla said without hesitating, meaning the president of Venezuela, Nicolรกs Maduro.
"For sure," Linda said.
Gaby said, "Glad we can agree on that."
"All right, what about the fuck? Linda asked.
"No question," Gaby said. "I'd fuck Kirchner."
Milla looked questioningly at Linda. "Nรฉstor or Cristina?" she asked, referring to the husband and wife who ruled Argentina for a decade and a half.
"Oh, please," Gaby answered. "Cristina."
Linda nodded. "She is kind of witchy-hot."
Gaby chose to marry Michelle Bachelet, the dowdy ex-president of Chile. She shrugged, explaining, "Not a lot of women to choose from."
Linda said she would choose to fuck Evo Morales, the Bolivian ex-president.
"Ewww," Milla weighed in. "His head is so square, like Frankenstein."
"Okay, he's a little ugly, but he's a big guy," Linda said. "And maybe something else would be Frankenstein-sized, if you know what I mean."
They all laughed. "What about marry?" Milla asked.
She didn't hesitate, "Lula" -- Inacio da Silva of Brazil.
"Solid choice," Gaby said. "You could respect him."
Milla had her fuck answer ready, the former president of Ecuador, Raphael Correa, but even as she named him, she cast around for someone she'd choose to marry.
"Yeah, you would't want to marry Correa," Linda said. "He's too good-looking, you know? He would definitely cheat."
"What about marry," Gaby asked.
Milla looked around the room. She thought about saying Lula, but she didn't want to repeat Linda's answer. Hugo Chรกvez came to mind, but he didn't really do anything for her.
"Come on!" Linda chided. "Gotta choose someone!"
"Okay, okay!" Milla squinted her eyes and said quietly, "Mujica?" Josรฉ Mujica was the former president of Uruguay, a roly-poly gnome of a man who had legalized pot.