I've known Bill since Kindergarten and although I've always considered him one of my oldest and best friends I think back now and realize that him and I were never really that close. In fact I can only remember hanging out with him maybe five or six times but I'm sure it was a lot more.
Bill was also the only one of my friends that I wasn't so sure about when it came to his sexuality. He had always been a peculiar kind of person the entire time I knew him. He always had a soft kind of effeminate voice and the way he carried himself I had always thought maybe he was gay. But, for nearly the entire time I've known him he's always had a girlfriend and a hot one at that.
About two years after graduating from High School I was walking home from the other side of town after withdrawing some money from my bank when Bill's car pulled up beside me. I hadn't seen or heard from Bill in about a year up to that point so I was happy to see him. He offered me a ride home which I great accepted. It didn't take long to get to my house and when we got there I invited Bill in to hang out for a while. We sat in my kitchen drinking Pepsi and catching up on old times and laughing our asses off. I think this was the first time in probably more than three years that Bill and I had actually hung out.
After finishing up our soda I asked Bill if he was going to head out or if he was going to stick around for a while. He told me he had nothing to do so he was going to hang out with me for a while. I was happy as hell because Bill was a funny motherfucker and I hadn't hung out with him in so long. Bill knew that I had porno movies and he wanted to watch one of them so him and I went up to my bedroom and I put on a porno movie.
I told Bill to make himself at home and I walked into my bathroom to take a piss. I walked back down the hall into my room and sat down in my chair. Bill was sitting on my bed watching the porno. We both sat in a kind of awkward silence for a little while then I told Bill that if he wanted he could feel free and jerk off.
"Oh Ok." he said.