Chapter 3- Behaving Is Hard
Lynn and I met up twice in the week following my birthday and our little rendezvous' were comparatively tame. At least as tame as two people meeting behind a shed to piss together can get. There was no touching on either occasion and we kept the conversation from getting too scandalous. If we hadn't been naked and watching one another, it might have seemed a routine passing tradition of neighbours.
We didn't ask who was going to go first and we more or less stripped out of our clothes without any ceremony. Lynn would squat and pee while I knelt and watched, keeping up our innocuous chatter. Then I would stand or kneel and do my thing while she observed and talked. The small talk was always that, small talk. We discussed her kids or the weather or how things were going for me at work. Then we would get dressed, thank one another for showing up and go back to our houses to await the next ritual.
Early August arrived and Lynn casually mentioned her birthday was coming up. I told her she could have the night off from our little ritual but she replied that she would like to indulge it if that was okay with me. I acquiesced easily enough, wondering what was so boring about her life that this was a preferable alternative to spending time with her husband.
Her birthday arrived and we had agreed to meet late at night, after everyone else was gone to bed. She was waiting for me behind the sheds around eleven, dressed in a plush terrycloth robe and I assumed she had nothing on beneath. She smiled and stepped forward and hugged me as I wished her a happy birthday and she purred a thank you. I could feel her huge, lovely breasts pressed to my chest through the material of her robe and my body stirred in response. She felt it and giggled, clearly pleased.
"Michael, I know we agreed to dial it back for the good of my marriage, but can we make an exception tonight?" she asked as she shed her robe, revealing her amazing body to me. The moon pierced the tree canopy and illuminated her skin breathtakingly. "This was a sucky birthday."
"I'm sorry to hear that, darling," I replied as I removed my own clothes, which consisted of a t-shirt and pajama bottoms. "May I ask why?"
"Well, his lordship worked late, for one thing," she grumbled. "Dinner consisted of taking me to a local burger joint, along with the kids. I had fun with them, but Carter seemed to be in a hurry. We got home, he gave me a three-minute birthday fucking and then passed out."
"Wow, king of the romantics, eh?" I mused as I stared at her body. We did this now unashamedly, since it was one of the reasons we indulged the ritual. No peeks or furtive glances, just open staring at my cock and her tits, pussy and ass. It worked for us.
"He even used a fucking condom," she almost hissed. "With his wife. Who does that shit?"
I stepped forward and hugged her, naked body to naked body. She didn't stiffen or resist at all, merely returning the gesture, her face against my broad shoulder.
"I'm sorry, Lynn," I said quietly. "We can break the rule tonight."
"Thank you," she whispered. "Don't worry, we won't fuck, but I do need to cum. We just can't be too direct about it, okay? I can still justify and rationalize that."
I nodded and released her while she took a deep breath and gazed at my body. "First, are you okay with peeing on me again? We'll save that for the end when we conclude our ritual proper, okay? Until then, though, how shall we make ourselves cum without fucking or jerking one another off? We could do the almost-fucking thing again."
I nodded. "God knows, I came hard enough when we did that. So run my shaft up and down your slit and tease your clit with my head until you cum?"
"Oh, that
does
sound wonderful," she breathed, smiling slyly. "Jesus, I'm already wet from thinking about it."
She sat down quickly, spread her legs and pulled her thick pussylips open for me, displaying herself wantonly. "See?"
I grinned and knelt down, leaning in for a closer look. "Yes, that you are, darling."
"Being an exhibitionist for you turns me on," she said breathily, tracing a single finger around her wet lips, teasing herself. "We can masturbate together, right?"
"Yes." I replied readily, letting her see my hardening cock now, just in front of her. I began to stroke the shaft, bringing myself to full attention, as she deserved.
"Mmmmm, good," she purred, continuing to work herself. "You gonna cum on my pussy again?"
"Yes."
Lynn now knelt up and got closer to me, her amazing, silken breasts pressed to my throbbing manhood. She caressed them up and down, enveloping me, which felt incredible.
"No hands, no mouth and no fucking, but maybe a titty massage is acceptable, right?"
It certainly was in my estimation. I watched rapt as my pulsing cockhead poked up through the magnificent globes, which she squeezed together. She rubbed up and down, massaging me. She hummed in pleasure as she ministered to me, clearly enjoying herself.
"This should be my husband I do this stuff with," she said huskily, looking up into my eyes as she titty-fucked me. "But I need to be doing it so bad..."
She now reached around my hips and hugged me close, pressing me between her breasts hard and grinding around. The side of her face rested against my stomach and I put my hands on her shoulders, kneading and massaging them while she did her thing. I could tell she wanted to do more, but we had agreed to keep from doing that ultimate deed.
She pulled her face back and looked up at me, her eyes glinting with unreal lust, even in the darkness of night behind our sheds. I took hold of my cock and began tapping it against her cheeks, her nose and her mouth. She closed her eyes and moaned as I teased her, yearning to suck on it but refraining.
"Evil man..." she whispered.