This is a completely true story.
I'll call her Tammy. I knew her in high school. Neither of us was popular, but for different reasons. Since we didn't have many friends we hung out with each other a bit. I know I could have fucked her, and maybe even her friend, but I wasn't horny enough to become the butt of even more jokes. I did go through a lot of tissues thinking about having threesomes with them. They were both a year behind me and after graduation we lost touch.
Now fast forward about 18 years. I got back in touch with Tammy on that social network site that everybody uses. We exchanged numbers and met for drinks. She was divorced with a few kids and had put on some weight. She'd had a good figure back in school but it was long gone. We met like this a couple of times and then Halloween came along.
She wanted to go with me to one of the big clubs in the area. I didn't have anything else to do, still not popular, so I figured why not. I picked her up at her mom's place and it turned out she wanted her mom to come with us. When we got there I had a bit of deja vu from my younger days: loud music and hot girls that didn't want me. One girl did approach me, and I'm still kind of kicking myself for not going for it, but I had Tammy and her mom with me and I was their ride home.